schmerica: (i <3 bandslash)
[Context: discussing [livejournal.com profile] strobelighted]

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: CREEPY.
[livejournal.com profile] loveyouallwrong: RIGHT?
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: she makes it work sometimes!
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: creepy is part of her persona.
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: like how "jailbait" is part of imp's persona and "loves dinosaurs and is weirdly angry" is part of yours.
[livejournal.com profile] loveyouallwrong: lollllllllllllllll
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: and i like incest babies.
[livejournal.com profile] loveyouallwrong: hahahahah that is actually how i would sum you up, too
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: :D:
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: at least i am self-aware?

In other news, I really want to go see this movie but it's only playing for two more nights in Portland and I have no one to go with. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Antarctica, my fondest love! Spes, why did you have to move to Eugene?
schmerica: (world's best boyfriend)
I have no interesting thoughts these days that aren't chat transcripts. I'm really sorry! But here, if you feel like reading the Gerard/Ray high school baby dyke girlfriends story I told Imp earlier despite the formatting, it's behind the cut tag.

Yay for bribes? )
schmerica: (OH PETE WENTZ)
I try and cheer up Fox using Pete Wentz )

I blame [livejournal.com profile] loveyouallwrong for the fact that I am completley unqualified to answer Fox's call for recs. Can any of you help us out?
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schmerica: (hi frankie hi hi hi)
So in [livejournal.com profile] bexless's picspam today, she made a brief Meatloaf reference, which I then picked up on in her comments, and somehow it ended with her forcing me to watch the video to "I Would Do Anything For Love" which I had somehow managed to completely miss before now. (My Meatloaf love is strong, but it is pretty exclusively first Bat Out of Hell album.)

Anyway. Because it's me and Bex, this somehow led to a ridiculous tangent of awesome.

[livejournal.com profile] bexless: i'm watching the video now too and howling with laughter. you know gerard and ray sing the shit out of this at kareoke

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: ahahahahahaha.
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: ...man, is there any song that's not hilarious to imagine ray and gerard doing as a karaoke duet?

[livejournal.com profile] bexless: NO

KARAOKE HIJINKS FOR TWO OTPS )
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schmerica: (thumbs down!)
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Although now I am imagining Frank fucking Gerard with a poolstick, so it's not all bad.
[livejournal.com profile] bexless: ....yes, that is exactly the most horrifying thing you could have said.

Context would only sully the perfection of the moment, I feel.
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schmerica: (i c wut u did thar)
[livejournal.com profile] etben: erica, they have PRODUCTIVE REDUPLICATION
[livejournal.com profile] etben: TELL ME THAT'S NOT REALLY HOT
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I'M SORRY
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I CANNOT DO THAT
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: IT WOULD BE A LIE
[livejournal.com profile] etben: I KNOWWWWWWWWW
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: THE ONLY MORPHOLIGICAL PROCESS SEXIER THAN REDUPLICATION IS INFIXING.
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: TRUFAX
[livejournal.com profile] etben: PIGA: TO HIT
[livejournal.com profile] etben: PIGAPIGA: TO HIT REPEATEDLY
[livejournal.com profile] etben: DON'T YOU MEAN TRUFUCKINGFAX?
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: YES I DOOOOOOOOOO
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: ...I REALIZE ONLY LIKE SIX PEOPLE WILL GET WHY THIS IS BRILLIANT, BUT I WANT TO POST IT TO MY JOURNAL ANYWAY
[livejournal.com profile] etben: heeeeeeeee
[livejournal.com profile] etben: YOUR KINK IS OKAY!

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
schmerica: (hi frankie hi hi hi)
[livejournal.com profile] bexless and I spent a while chatting this morning, and while still drugged with sappy schmoopiness from Jamia and Frank's wedding, we managed to outline the futurefic of my ridiculous, over the top, domestically joyful dreams.

Marriage and babies and barbeques )
schmerica: (Default)
People who chat with me are really lucky, for real, because they are subject to my Very Exciting and Not At All Predictable Proclamations like this on a regular basis. I am subtle like Gerard Way, I swear. *BASHES YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH MY THOUGHTS*

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Sheila, I really like Pete Wentz.
[livejournal.com profile] mimesere: he's pretty super
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: People who do not like him make me sad.
[livejournal.com profile] mimesere: they have no soul.
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: They probably hate puppies, too.
[livejournal.com profile] mimesere: *nods solemnly*
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: You know who does like puppies?
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: PETE WENTZ.
[livejournal.com profile] mimesere: pete wentz likes puppies A LOT
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Pete Wentz likes puppies almost as much as he likes Patrick Stump. And also his mom.
[livejournal.com profile] mimesere: *giggle*
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: THAT IS LIKE HIS TOP THREE.
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: How can they hate somebody like that?

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PETE WENTZ LOVES YOU, YOU GUYS. EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE KIND OF A DOUCHE. THAT JUST MAKES HIM LOVE YOU MORE. HE'S COOL LIKE THAT. ♥♥♥♥♥
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schmerica: (i c wut u did thar)
Brutal honesty meme! I know all the reasons why this is stupid, but I can't help it anyway. Come say things about me anonymously.

Last night [livejournal.com profile] shoemaster and I were chatting while she was reading mpreg fic and started getting really caught up in the specific details, and then this happened:

[livejournal.com profile] shoemaster: I do not remember how it went when I was born. sadly
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: in context, that makes it sound like you were an mpreg baby.
[livejournal.com profile] shoemaster: how do you know I wasn't?
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: because you would have mentioned it
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: many many times
[livejournal.com profile] shoemaster: maybe my mom knocked my dad up NEVERMIND STOPPING THIS THOUGHT TRAIN
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: and kalpurna probably would too
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: "WRITE MORE MPREG. IT HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND, IT COULD TOTALLY BE CANON."

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)


(KALPURNA ILU BB. Also you being The MPREG Girl makes me feel better about how many people automatically associate me with Waycest.)
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schmerica: (OH PETE WENTZ)
[livejournal.com profile] fox1013: I meant to tell you! I am mad at your fandom. :(
[livejournal.com profile] fox1013: I have adopted "Pete Wentz" as an adjective.

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: ahahahahaha.

[livejournal.com profile] fox1013: It means "incapable of acting convincingly even as oneself".

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I approve of this.
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Although adding something about loving jailbait wouldn't hurt.

[livejournal.com profile] fox1013: It doesn't come up in as many situations, weirdly!

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: .....you and I lead such VERY DIFFERENT LIVES.

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
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schmerica: (p. wentz was here)
1) Last night I had a dream where I was trying to decide whether or not to pimp Slings & Arrows to [livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive. This is a pretty hilarious topic for a dream in the first place, but what makes it even more awesome is the pro/con list I was making in my head to help me decide. The pro list was all stuff like "is completely awesome; really smart; kind of gay" and I was feeling good, but then I was suddenly "OH, but Jori's Jewish, so maybe not. It IS really Shakespeare-centric!"

Because apparently my subconscious finds the difference between Shakespeare and Roman Catholicism very confusing. I don't even know.

2) Bex and I talk about the Ways' childhood )
schmerica: (the creative process)
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: man, sometimes i save my files with really stupid names.
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I just was cleaning out my documents folder and was like "what the hell is group.rtf? Is that a school assignment?"
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: And opened it up and like "ooooooooooooh yeah, hardcore foursome fucking!"

OF COURSE. HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND.

[livejournal.com profile] monkeycrackmary has brought me to the realization that there should be way more fic involving young Gerard's writing of crappy fanfiction. You know why he can't judge Waycest, right? It's because he WROTE IT.

(Fine, he didn't write Waycest. But you can't tell me he hasn't had any dirty thoughts on Luke and Leia. And he totally ships crazy space incest.)

In nine hours, I get a [livejournal.com profile] speshope and you don't. I win.
schmerica: (gerard way oh god)
So I'm even sicker today and my sleep schedule is totally fucked up and tragic and I really wish I had someone with a car to take me out to the grocery store. But am I cranky? No. No, I am not. Do you know why? It is because it is impossible to be cranky when this exists in the world.

Reposting a bunch here just because I feel a need to have them in my own space )

Ahahahahaha oh man. There is nothing like the fervent excitement of new canon, is there?

Here, have a conversation about Pete Wentz being a robot.

I don't even know )

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