schmerica: (guilty pleasure)
1) Why doesn't every fandom have a Cutting Edge AU? Seriously. Every fandom.

1a) Are there any Bones stories that are hockey-centric? I have a craving for some reason.

2) The other day [livejournal.com profile] fox1013 and I were chatting while she was perusing the Avatar kinkmeme, and while discussing the scary porn she was finding, I brought up the prospect of Appa porn, and I was shocked when she told me she hadn't seen one request like that. I've been in bandom over two years, guys; I expect every fandom to be chockful of furries! If it were bandom, I could find a dozen Sokka/Momo OTP stories without batting an eyelash.

3) Apparently I never got around posting any of the stories I wrote for last year's bingo card to the Kink Bingo community? Oops. That means I'm not allowed to get a new card, sadly enough. Still, everybody posting about it has reminded that the old card exists. I only finished 4 stories last year, so there's still a lot of kink potential there. I wonder what Starfleet fucking machines are like.

4) Uhhhh, I dunno. Here's a couple pictures of Jeffrey Dean Morgan being a fucking hot-ass. SIR. Report to my pants IMMEDIATELY. That is an order. )
schmerica: (everything is not what it seems)
FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: the Justin/Alex kink meme is open!!!!! You guys, it is retarded how excited I am about this, seriously. It's located over at [livejournal.com profile] omgjustinalex and the main kink meme entry is here. Make sure you read the rules, and then we can all get busy requesting and writing fic. Obviously kinky porn is encouraged, but seriously, anything Justin/Alex or Justin&Alex goes.

MY FACE IS LIKE THIS FOR REAL: :DDDDDD

Look, there's even a banner!



Uh. Other things I wanted to discuss in this entry! That have nothing to do with sexy underage incest for Disney shows!

Psych )

Bones )

FINALLY, I uploaded one of my favorite movies and you should all download it, and then watch it, and then if you want to write fanfiction AUs off of it, you should feel entirely welcome, but just appreciating its genius is also enough. It's called The Lady Eve, and it is a 1941 Preston Sturges screwball comedy starring Barbara Stanwyck and Henry Fonda, involving sexy con-women and innocent-yet-self-righteous rich boys and snakes and revenge and love. Here is a link from megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EOD82SKE

(Seriously, I think the bandom story I want most right now is still the one where MCR are conmen and Mikey falls for Pete and Pete finds out who they are right before Mikey was going to tell him the truth. I want that one even more than the sex pollen Summer of Like one where Mikey thinks Pete has finally just got over his weird gay sex hang ups and they have lots of dirty fucking and then the next day Pete freaks the hell out. Either of those stories would make me love the person forever, basically.)

more wowp

9/9/09 13:33
schmerica: (the creative process)
Another excellent Alex/Justin story! Mixed with Bad Advice by [livejournal.com profile] riflethrough. It's another post-movie fic, about all the tension that comes along with the aftermath there. I love the voices here.

For some reason last night I was thinking about Narnia. Now, I never really got into the Narnia books that much, but one thing I always found especially interesting/creepy/intriguing/sad was the way time in Narnia went differently than time in the real world, how the kids were able to spend years and years and years living out their lives, being kings and queens, growing older, and suddenly they were back in the real world, children again, as though nothing had happened.

Also: I was really afraid in the Wizards movie that at the end, only Alex would retain the memories of what happened, and relieved when Justin and Max did as well.

I'm mentioned before that my bulletproof kink for incest ships is when it's the two of them, with nothing and nobody else to rely on but each other in the entire world. I want a story where that's true for Justin and Alex, for a really long period of time: weeks, say, even months, they're trapped in some magic world together, with no way of getting back home. I'm imagining fairy tale type woods, somehow, cottage and garden and homeyness that's never actually home. And they learn to make it work, to live and survive there, and they get closer and closer, because they're all they have, and after a while, well. After a while, it's not even so bad: you get used to the rhythm of the days, one after another. You might even be happy.

And then one day something happens and in a poof of smoke you're back in the lair at home, with your dad and Max grinning at you in satisfaction, and it was just you for six months but here it's only been a few hours and nothing's changed at all. Nothing except the inside of your heads. And nobody gets that, not Mom or Dad or Max or Harper, the other person is the only one who could possibly understand, but ever since you've got back, things are weird between the two of you, like something fragile has broken and you can't look each other in the eye all the way and you don't know why.

But you miss it.

ALSO HI

9/2/09 13:55
schmerica: (is anybody out there)
Last night when I was trying to fall asleep I started thinking about a Pete/Mikey sex pollen story. OH MAN IT WOULD BE SO ANGSTY. Because it would be Summer of Like and they would be having their whole complicated involved thing together! On that weird line between friends and more than friends and everything being all heavy like it's the most important thing, and they haven't done anything more than make out, petting above the waist, and holding hands, and have long all-night talks about their hopes and dreams and crap and then falling asleep in the same bed. But then Pete gets sex pollened! And possibly Mikey doesn't realize something is actually wrong, he justs thinks Pete has finally gotten over himself and his weird cock thing. Aand they have a night of really awesome amazing sex! And then when the pollen has worn off, Pete freaks the fuck out -- not in the way where he's mad at Mikey, necessarily, but in the way where he had sex with a guy, and he realizes he wouldn't ever have actually done that if he was in his really right mind. And Mikey is like, he really cares about Pete, but that night has made him realize that he can't actually do this, have this relationship if it means no sex, no blowjobs, nothing ever. It's not enough. AND THEN EVERYBODY IS MISERABLE, YAY.

ALSO: I DO NOT HAVE THE ONSTAGE WARPED PICTURE ON MY COMPUTER AND IT IS A TRAGEDY. Help?
schmerica: (i get it)
So I just read this YA book that took place at Los Alamos during WWII, when all the scientists were holed up there working really really hard and it was all super top secret classified and nobody knew the place even existed at all. The book was about these two young girls growing up there while their parents worked on the bomb, but unfortunately the book (The Green Glass Sea by Ellen Klages) was not actually that good -- it was sort of generic-historical-younger-readers, you know? But now I kind of want a Manhatten Project bandom AU. All obsessive and smart and working incredibly hard under so much pressure and nobody else in the world knows what's going on! That's fascinating.

So, uh. Get on that, fandom! :D?
schmerica: (p. wentz was here)
1) GERARD IS A GIRL AND GEE AND LYN GO TO THE SAME ART SCHOOL AND THEY ARE LESBIANS AND START A BAND TOGETHER

2) SOME KIND OF FUSION WITH MCR AND RUNAWAYS (WHERE MCR IS KIDS/TEENAGERS)

3) AU SLAVEFIC WHERE GIRL!GERARD IS LIKE SOME IMPORTANT PERSON AND RAY IS A GIFT TO HER AND STUFF AND SHE IS ALL ~~~TORN OVER THE ETHICS OF OWNING SOMEBODY AND YET FALLING IN LOVE WITH RAY AND ALSO RAY GETS HER MARK TATTOOED ON HIM.

4) SILENT MOVIE AU

5) UNDERAGE WAYCEST WHERE THEY WATCH/LOOK AT PORN TOGETHER

6) CASH AND ALEX LYING IN A BED, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

7) LYN-Z/GERARD/BRIAN

8) MCR ARE TIME-TRAVELING SCIENTISTS/HISTORIANS/WHATEVER WHO GO BACK TO THE 1800S

9) PETE/MIKEY AU WHERE PETE DOES SOMEHOW-ENDEARING-YET-STALKERY THING FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS BEFORE MIKEY FINALLY AGREES TO GIVE HIM HIS NUMBER

10) MIKEY/FRANK/GABE EYEBALL RECORDS SHENANIGANS

11) PETE/MIKEY ----> PETE/MIKEY/GERARD

12) PETE/MIKEY SECRET MARRIAGES
schmerica: (bonus hot-ass schechter!)
1) Pete/Mikey where Pete has a Waycest kink. I know, talk about the one filthy kink we don't know Pete has, right? I just like the thought of Pete thinking it's hot and just mentioning it as a joke, to see Mikey's reaction, just like he does everything, but then when Mikeyway sort of goes along with it, it becomes that much hotter.

2) I'M SERIOUS, I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT GENDERSWAP WAYCEST PREGNANCY. WHAT IS WROOOOOOOOOONG WITH ME. I DON'T APPROVE OF THESE KINKS.

(Please note that the only reason I don't approve is because I want endless amounts of it, and that's kind of a handful to get people to actually write for me. Um.)

Here is a random comment I made earlier tonight:

I feel like the thing with pregnant Gee is -- well, she's not going to talk publically about the dad, but even among like the band and family, everybody is going to assume it's Brian's. Which is weird, since technically she and Brian still haven't had any sort of sex, but is also understandable, because she notices when they're just standing around, the way he rests his hand on her arm or low on her back, the way he watches her so carefully all the time.

In bed she asks Mikey how he feels about it all, and he's quiet for a moment, resting his forehead between her shoulder blades. "I feel like I should be jealous," he says finally. "Like I should wish we could tell everybody. But ...I don't know. It's ours. We made that. And we both know that."

And she rolls over in the bed till she's facing him and kisses him softly.


SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.

3) Ray/Gerard cuddles are the best cuddles. Such an underappreciated genre!!!

4) I have been talking with both Zee and Lea today about how much it makes my brain hurt to think of Brian Schechter and Pete Wentz actually, like, co-existing. Interacting, even! I just -- *brain fizzles* How does that even work? I can't really imagine them having a conversation. I'd read the hell out of it, though.

ETA: and oh man, you all have seen how the Wikipedia article on Mikeyway was edited to say that Mikeyway confirmed Alicia was pregnant and due in November, right? A week ago, during an imaginary interview in New Zealand with an imaginary radio station? The really sad part is I mostly wish this was true just so I could ship Simpson/Wentz baby with Simmons/Way baby. I AM CREEPIEST.

ETA AGAIN: 5) Umbrella Academy fic. *__*

6) More about Gerard's geeky fanfiction/shipping.
schmerica: (touche)
So another thing about this week's Doctor Who is that it has reminded me how I totally want an old-fashioned type murder mystery AU for bandom. Oh, it could be so glorious!

Scene:
House party at Lady Ashlee's

Characters:
Gerard Way ... He portrays the distracted artist to a tee, but assuming naivete would be a mistake
Mikey Way ... Once a notorious partier, drinker, gambler and general man about town, his recent marriage seems to have changed his ways
Alicia Way ... Still occupied with the domestic joys of being a newlywed, Mrs Way seems quite accustomed to getting her own way
Pete Wentz ... A popular writer and Lady Ashlee's ersatz flame, no one's entirely sure where the rumors stop and the truth begins
Patrick Stump ... Wentz's collaborater, he's the steady, responsible one, but there's quite a ferocious temper hidden behind that friendly face
Gabe Saporta ... He's devoted his life to his dedication to pleasure -- few people see the spark of the true religious believer in his eyes
Greta Salpeter ... Young and blonde and pretty; surely she's nothing but sweet and wholesome...
Ryan Ross ... Wentz's protege, his monotonous scowl has transformed into a beaming smile over the last few months. Surely no one is that absent-minded naturally?
Spencer Smith ... Ross's best friend and de facto caretaker, he has an organized mind and a ferocious protective streak
Brendon Urie ... a rising singing star, the meteoric rise of his career is countered by the debacle of his personal life
Bert McCracken ... Following a tumultuous break-up with G. Way, McCracken's bad public reputation overshadows his true personality. Why did he accept this invitation?
Travis McCoy ... the world-famous detective, this is his first case since becoming clean and sober

AND THEN THERE'S A POWER OUTAGE AND A ~~~~~MURDER AND IT'S VERY EXCITING AND SHOCKING. THEY ARE CUT OFF FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD BY THE STORM AND TRAVIE MUST FIND THE MURDERER .... BEFORE S/HE STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

AND THERE ARE HIJINX! AND DETECTING! AND IT'S TOTALLY AWESOME, OKAY?

Uhhhh, feel free to expand on this scenario if the mood strikes you. Surely some of you must be as dorky for this genre as I am.
schmerica: (ckr is a hotass)
Hi, darlings! It is that time again where I make a list of all the stories in the world I desperately, desperately want, but don't exist, simply because the universe wants to thwart me. Well, also because I am too lazy to write them myself, but mostly the other thing.

Stories that should exist! (7 bandom, 2 Canada 6 degrees )

In other news, [livejournal.com profile] impertinence has once again written the fic of my SOUL. It's called Nicer than a Cylon, and it's the RAYBOT fic, and it is darling and you should read it and squeal, the end.

For some reason I had never read this question and answer with Mikeyway from last year before. I know I say this a lot, but he is my FAVORITE. He's fucking hilarious, too.

(Plus it has this--

Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.


Ahahahaha, my Pete/Mikey tinhat is so retarded, you guys.)
schmerica: (bitchy catholic schoolgirl gerard!)
Here, livejournal, I want to share some thoughts with you that I was talking about with people earlier:

I just thought about Bert/Gerard getting pregnant pre-break-up and it made me wanna cry.

They would be all cuddly and excited when Gee first gets knocked up! And while everyone else in the world is like "oh, this is not good" they're like "STFU! Baby! Yay!"

And then they break up before the baby is even born and Gee doesn't even want to let Bert see it -- it's Gee's baby, not his, Bert doesn't have anything to do with it except forgetting a condom.

It's so saaaaaaaaad. Because on the one hand, he is the dad and Gee is kind of a bitch to keep his kid away from him, but on the other hand, Bert's still drinking a lot/doing drugs/saying bad things about Gee in public so it's not like he's making a good argument for why she's wrong.

IDK [if Gee would eventually let the kid see Bert]! I can't really figure out what it would take to change Gee's mind, and meanwhile they would probably keep resenting each other more, right? Gee is overprotective. The kid has her! And her band! It doesn't need bad influences.

(Also I am not sure why this became girl!Gerard instead of mpreg, but whatever.)


So, wow, there is no way I would ever write this story both because a) I don't know what would happen next and b) it would make me too sad (and, ugh, the stuff about Bert's ex-girlfriend overdosing while she was pregnant with his kid makes it even worse), but jeez. I can't stop thinking about it. My poor darlings! I don't even know when I became a tragic Bert/Gerard shipper, but I totally did.

I guess at least in the future when I think about them, I'll be able to go "yes, it is sad, but at least they didn't bring a BABY into it!" So there's an upside! Um.
schmerica: (hi frankie hi hi hi)
[livejournal.com profile] bexless and I spent a while chatting this morning, and while still drugged with sappy schmoopiness from Jamia and Frank's wedding, we managed to outline the futurefic of my ridiculous, over the top, domestically joyful dreams.

Marriage and babies and barbeques )
schmerica: (gerard's always been my older brother)
So I just spent a ridiculous amount of time playing with the LJ Haiku Generator. Most of the stuff is nonsense, of course, but the stuff that sneaks through is gold.

Like this:

but mikey likes it
because it's like the zen
sound of mikey's voice


Ahahaha. Oh Mikeyway!

And this one is an ENTIRE AU FIC PLOT -- COMPLETE WITH H/C, DUBCON AND POSSIBLY THREESOMES AND INCEST -- in 12 words:

gerard was waiting
for their masters to come with
mikey -- ray wasn't


I added the punctuation to make it easier to read, but otherwise I didn't change that at all. SOMEONE WRITE THIS NOW PLEASE. *waits*

Anyway, I eventually had to stop playing with the generator, because I realized I had, in fact, gotten the Greatest Possible Haiku In All of The Universe, and once that happened there was really no point in going on. I mean, honestly. What on earth could possibly top this?

i am thinking
too hard about pete wentz pete
wentz from fall out boy
schmerica: (p. wentz was here)
Last night I had a dream about a giant AU where all the dudes in bandom were, like, sex robot concubines? So they're all just sitting around getting, like, programmed and trained and waiting for their masters to come and get them, but then two of the sexbotutes FALL IN LOVE and it is all ANGSTY AND FORBIDDEN AND ~~~WRONG~~~~.

I don't even know, you guys. Seriously, what? WHAT?

(In the dream the two dudes who fell in love were totally Pete and Mikey though. At least SOME things stay predictable in my crazy brain?)
schmerica: (alternate universes are awesome)
Regina Spektor, That Time.

lyrics )

This song makes me desperately want some sort of Gerard AU. Gerard and Bert? Gerard and Frank? Gerard and Mikey? I don't know. But Geraaaaaaaaaaard. The quirkiness and total fucked-up-edness all mixed together! Sitting on the fire escape to a crappy apartment and smoking in the middle of the night, when you have to go off to your crappy minimum wage job in three hours. Going to the same tiny diner every weekend to eat vegan pancakes and drink too much coffee. Sleeping on a mattress on the floor because you never bothered to get a bed and figure out how to actually put it together. Etc, etc, etc.
schmerica: (bitchy catholic schoolgirl gerard!)
You guys, you know what would bring more joy into my life?

Ray/Gerard/Schechter.

...That's all I have to say, really. I have no context, details or explanation. I just have naked soul yearning and utter dumbfoundedness. I can't even form coherent words to explain to you why this would complete my fannish experience (let alone write it, ahahahaha). You'll just have to trust me on it, okay?

Okay.

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
schmerica: (two-thirds of an ot3)
[livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive was expressing her joy over Michael Cera starring in the adaption of Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, and after I agreed with her I went off on this bizarre tangent:

Randomly, I feel as though Gerard must have been asked to be someone's girlfriend for five minutes MULTIPLE TIMES in his life.

[pause for jori to refer to the awesome Gerard-pretending-to-be-Mikey's-boyfriend discussion in [livejournal.com profile] fluffontop's journal a few weeks ago]

No, but, like. I am imagining that Gerard is everybody's go-to guy for "need to pretend to have a hot girlfriend for a few minutes/hour/evening." And Gerard loves it, because it's hilarious and fun and he gets to stick to the man and make his friends feel better at the same time, and it's just this thing he does. EXCEPT THEN ONE DAY WHEN HE'S DOING IT FOR ONE OF HIS FRIENDS (Ray? Frank?) HE SUDDENLY REALIZES HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO BE DATING THE PERSON ~*~*~*FOR REALS*~*~*~. Oh noes! The misunderstandings and awkwardness the whole night, while the other guy doesn't even know what's going on and Gerard's faking through the suckiness, because he's doing all this stuff that he wants to be doing, except it's all fake.


And I realized I was kind of a tool, but you know what? I EMBRACE that about myself. Stupid romantic comedies for the win!

On the subject of Pete Wentz )
schmerica: (spaz in the lavender hoodie)
Today I went with my sister to see Juno and it was MADE OF AWESOME. Seriously, like, infinite hearts. I loved it. Ellen Page and Michael Cera own my soul. Yes. I need the mp3 of them singing together like burning.

Then I came back and read more of the anonymeme replies from the five hours I was out, and the fatphobia had gotten so much worse, you guys. D: D: D: D: STOP THAT FANDOM. STOP THAT NOW.

Of course, that still leaves me like 98% amused to 2% pissed off, so all in all, good show!

(What's really sad is I find myself really, really glad now that all the girls in our canon are tiny. How awful is that? But I just don't think I could take the criticism a non-skinny girl would get. SIGH.)

Frank/Bob! And lots of Bob porn from before he got skinny! THANKS.

I just left a comment to [livejournal.com profile] fallingfortruth that basically said, "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE RENAISSANCE DRAMA AU, Y/N?" Which I will admit I only said to get a chance to suggest the title 'Tis Pity Mikey's a Whore. Come on, even if you hate incest fiction, you have to admit that's hilarious. Hee.

The other day the subject of "Pete travelling through time to have sex with baby!Patrick" came up yet again, when [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna said that he'd totally do it even if he already HAD had sex with that Patrick in the normal timeline. Which of course leads to the question of whether Pete Wentz would go back in time to have a threesome with Baby!Patrick and his own younger self.

I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS, DEEP IN OUR HEARTS.

(Patrick would be all, "wait, so you got even MORE insane in seven years? How does that work?")

You know what is never not funny? The word "cockslut." ♥

In conclusion: but I don't want to want to fuck Brendon Urie. Make it stop? Help me, fandom.
schmerica: (bitchy catholic schoolgirl gerard!)
Christmas Eve! In my house, this equals all of us sitting around being completely mellow while my mother runs around like a chicken with her head cut off, freaking out about everything. It's sweet.

[livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive has me planning to write a Pete Wentz/Ashlee Simpson story. I don't even know, you guys. It's going to wait until the new year, and me getting settled into Eugene and all, but. I'm going to have to do actual research on Ashlee Simpson. Tentative title: The Aesthetics of Dick.

And then after that maybe I will get through my rewatch of Farscape, and think about Pete/Chiana!

(Sigh, FARSCAPE. Truly you are my favorite TV show of all time. *HEART*

OTest-fucking-P EVER )

No one else could ever HOPE to compare. JOHN/AERYN, BITCHES. 4-evah!)

Uh. Last night I realized that Rebel Rebel is truly the Gerard Way song of my heart. In the sense that it is now forever connected in my brain with his character. Although I would also certainly not be adverse to hearing him cover it, to be honest.

HOT TRAMP I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

How are you guys doing? Waiting for the yuletide archive to open? Drinking eggnog? Thinking about Brendon Urie's stupid face? Come around my campfire! We can sing festive songs, all alone on the internet!

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