If I spend all my money I've got no money left

[schmerica]

*makes grabby hands at all the Ghirardelli Peppermint Bark bars in the world*

Edited to add: this link has made my entire DAY.

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[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

That link is fucking brilliant. Have you read that one short story by David Sedaris, where he talks about his experiences being Santa's Elf?