prison for jerks

Ha, like that episode of SNL with Timberlake, where his crime-fighting crew tries to solve all their problems with dancing and then they get eaten by cave creatures! I feel sure that the Cobra Crew would escape via deus ex machina every week though, and then they'd end up back at Gabe's place drinking margaritas and watching Bring It On or something, and Patrick would come in all, "BY THE WAY, GUYS, I dropped off the evil ghost at the police station for you, it was really Mr. Henderson, the guy who owns the bookstore next to your practice space--he was pretending to haunt the club because thinks you make too much noise." And they'd be all, "Cool, Patrick, thanks," and, "Aw man, did he give the 'you meddling kids' speech? I totally wanted to hear that!" "We solved the mystery kids, time for a dance party!" And Patrick sulks with a bottle of tequila. It would be AWESOME.