See, this is why you're the greatest -- you put the warning in the subject line! There was no reading-four-paragraphs-of-post-oh-god-this-is-about-bandom-fucking-hell.

Also, since there are enough names in common with other fandoms, when people are like, "I want Ray/Bob!!!" I'm like, "...you want Vecchio and/or Kowalski to fuck a ghost? Huh...that might work."