I like to think it'd go:

Mikey & Gerard: DUDE NO DUDE DUDE BLAH NINJAS PIRATES BLAH
Frank: *strides out of the bunks*
Mikey & Gerard: BLAH BLAH *oblivious*
Frank: WHAPPAM. *socks Gerard in the penis*
Gerard: T____T *tears of pain/joy*
Mikey: Dude, thank God, he's been waiting for you to punch him in the penis for, like --
Frank: WHAPPAM. *socks Mikey in the penis*
Mikey: OH GOD COME ON
Frank: *stalks back to bunk*