Oh dammit. You know what I am thinking about now? Gerard/Mikey/girl!Brian.

Girl!Brian impregnated by a Way, she just doesn't know which one. And it seems unfair, since she's only had actual sex with either of them once or twice.

There's not really time on tour to organise actual threesomes, and it's gotten to the point where she feels weird being naked with one and not the other, so almost all of their encounters are hurried, hushed up and whilst she's pretty sure they keep going at it when she's not around, she doesn't mind.

She is, after all, the newest addition to the relationship.

And they keep going, and actually the fact that she's part of a bisexual incestuous threesome is not the most stressful part of her life.

And then this. She keeps staring at the little positive sign on the stick, in case it changes. But it doesn't want to. She's on automatic and makes her way over to the guys' bus, and she walks in on a four way vicious argument (Bob refuses to involve himself) about comic science.

And she presses a hand to her stomach and prays that the baby is a result of a surprise alien insemination experiment.