reindeer porn!!!

[schmerica]

So Fox and I were talking this afternoon. As we are wont to do.

And Fox was watching Rudolph. Again. As she is wont to do.

And then, uh. Stuff happened.

fox1013: Oh, Clarice. Slave to the patriarchy.
fox1013: *pets*

pearl_o: But she's pretty.

fox1013: For a reindeer. Yes.

pearl_o: Isn't that what's important in a girl?
pearl_o: ...I know she's a reindeer, loser.
pearl_o: It wasn't like I just said "dude, that Clarice is fucking hot" or something.

fox1013: Yeah, but you were about to!

pearl_o: *eyes you*

fox1013: *reads MINDS*

pearl_o: BADLY.

fox1013: ...Maybe.

pearl_o: She's a little too saccharine for my taste.
pearl_o: Along with, you know, being a REINDEER.
pearl_o: Made out of CLAY.

fox1013: *giggles*
fox1013: ...My friends here want me to write Aslan/Simba, okay?
fox1013: THIS IS MY LFE

pearl_o: *giggles*
pearl_o: I always picture Simba as Baby!Simba, so that's extra disturbing.

fox1013: SO DO I
fox1013: And, um, Aslan?
fox1013: JESUS.

pearl_o: *nods*
pearl_o: And not baby Jesus. Big scary Christ figure.

fox1013: Indeed.
fox1013: With a mane.

pearl_o: Yet? Still not a REINDEER made of CLAY.

fox1013: ...You are very discriminating, clearly.

pearl_o: Yeah, I'm kind of miffed.

fox1013: *adores*

pearl_o: "For a reindeer." BAH.

fox1013: *giggles*

pearl_o: *adores back*

fox1013: I just can't tell how she's cute.
fox1013: Like, she has a bow.

pearl_o: She has big eyelashes.

fox1013: Is that all it takes in reindeer society?
fox1013: A bow and big eyelashes?

pearl_o: Yes.
pearl_o: And sappy songs.

fox1013: Dude. If I were a reindeer?
fox1013: I would be the belle of the fuckng ball.

pearl_o: You SO WOULD.
pearl_o: You would be, like, the Reindeer Slut
pearl_o: I think that should be the name of your first album.

fox1013: *giggles*
fox1013: I would be the Grand Master Doe.

pearl_o: *giggles*
pearl_o: you would have the bucks LINING UP.
pearl_o: just to get your sweet reindeer love.
pearl_o: ...are we starting to disturb you yet?

fox1013: I just started snifflng, but I thnk that may be allergies.

pearl_o: This conversation seems to say something really important about the two of us
pearl_o: but I really couldn't tell you what that thing is.
fox1013: No, although I bet it'd be fascinating if we knew what it was.

pearl_o: *giggles some more*
pearl_o: If we posted this, I bet most of the peanut gallery votes would be for "crack".

fox1013: *considers*
fox1013: You should post the convo. ANd then a poll.

pearl_o: Okay!
fox1013: Although I am afraid of the answers.

[Poll #378146]

Comments

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

None of the people who say they'll tell us why are commenting.

Also, eight people think we are cute! *glows*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

None of the people who say they'll tell us why are commenting.

Dude, I noticed that too! Weak.

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd be willing to tell you all about reindeer aesthetics, except that it was just last week that I was confessing to Diefenbaker love in this very same journal, and I'm afraid that an overall picture of my, um, interests is emerging that is both terrifying and inaccurate. Totally inaccurate. Honestly. In conclusion: inaccurate.

(Related query: just who is Clarice, anyway? See, I always get sucked in to answering your polls, even when I know nothing about the topic; I mean, part of the reason I wanted to talk about Dief in the last one is that he's the only due South cast member I can reliably recognize.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Clarice is Rudolph's love interest in the animated Christmas special of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. She sings the "there's always tomoooooorrow for dreams to come truuuuuuue" song.

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Ah. Well, my familiarity with Christmas specials begins and ends at "How the Grinch Stole Christmas."

She sings the "there's always tomoooooorrow for dreams to come truuuuuuue" song.

Good lord. She's Whitney Houston!

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

Damn you and your random polls. I always fill them out, even when they're about things I don't know anything about, like Due South. (Well. I know there's a deaf wolf. And a mountie. And undercoverRay. That's about all I need to know, right?)

Anyhow. Damn you and thank you, for filling so many of my otherwise productive wasted hours.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! I think. I live to serve.

And -- yeah. That's pretty much all you need to know about due South. Unless, you know, you actually start caring about it.

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

Well, I kind of refuse to care, because I *just* *finally* caught up on four seasons of Farscape, and I'm not up to the exhausting challenge of once again trying to run down all the tapes/dvds/cable reruns of an off-air show. People don't realize this fan thing takes *work*, yo.

[sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com]

A few years back, my friend discussed how the evil blond reindeer kid was totally Draco and how Rudolph was totally Harry. We scare me.

And Clarice is pretty!

[friendhamster.livejournal.com]

...And as soon as I go rewatch the movie for the millionth time, I shall explain your lack of fine-tuning of reindeer aesthetics.


Really I will.