a very important list

[schmerica]

Things That Benton Fraser Would Choose To Be Called By His Lover (In a Perfect World)

+ Ben
+ Benton
+ Fraser
+ Benny
+ Constable Benton Fraser, RCMP
+ Constable
+ Sir
+ Big Red
+ Hey, You
+ The Mountie

Please feel free to interrupt the next sex scene you write to introduce the switch in names to one of these approved alternates. Thank you.

dsudis: It'd make a fun vocative, wouldn't it? Ray calling him "Mountie" all the time. Or "The Mountie," like The Cheat.

pearl_o: *giggles*

dsudis: "Hey, The Mountie, come here and sniff this."

pearl_o: the analogy of Fraser to The Cheat = best thing ever.

dsudis: Ray would make such a great Strong Bad!

pearl_o: he has boxing gloves!

dsudis: Except, who would be Strong Mad for Fraser to hang out with? Dief?
dsudis: Strong Sad = Turnbull, clearly...

pearl_o: heeeee.

dsudis: Does that make Stella Marzipan?

pearl_o: Well. That would make Vecchio Homestar Runner, though, wouldn't it?

dsudis: oh, dear.

Comments

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

I can totally hear the "Constable Benton Fraser, RCMP" in my head ala the whole "Major Gates, Major Gates!" scene in Three Kings. I'm kind of ashamed by this.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

*cries with laughter*

MARZIPAN!! HOMESTAR!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be "the Mountee?"

[http://users.livejournal.com/_swallow/]

> the analogy of Fraser to The Cheat = best thing ever.

I entirely agree.