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Pearl-o ([personal profile] schmerica) wrote2005-07-31 10:27 pm
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oh, how i love arctic exploration history

On the first night around the fire, Fraser tells him more about Sir John Franklin.

"Wait," Ray says, "wait a minute, did you say food poisoning? And then they were eating each other? Ugh, that's gross, Fraser."

On the second night around the fire, Fraser tells him about the Greely Expedition.

"Hey," Ray says, "do you have any stories that don't involve cannibalism? How come you didn't tell me any of this before the adventure? Hey, were you luring me up here to eat me? That's not buddies."

On the third night around the fire, Fraser tells him about Elisha Kane, Charles Francis Hall, John Ross, and more and more and more names that Ray's never heard of.

"Fraser," Ray says, "I am sick to death about hearing about people freezing and starving and getting trapped in the ice and floating on the ice and hiking and eating candles and bootlaces and being all noble and stupid. Don't you know any happy stories?"

Fraser looks thoughtful.

"When I say adventure," Ray says, "I don't mean death and destruction and all this stuff. I mean an adventure. That's a whole different thing."

"Ah," says Fraser.

"Don't 'ah' me," says Ray.

"No, no," says Fraser, "I do understand the point you're making, I believe."

"You do?" says Ray.

Fraser kisses him on the mouth, and Ray pulls him closer through all their thick layers.

Later on the third night, Fraser tells him quiet things that nobody but the two of them need to know.

"See, Fraser, this," says Ray, "isn't this a better adventure? Nobody has to freeze to death and nobody starts nibbling on each other and nobody's living on an ice floe."

"Well," says Fraser, "not yet, anyway."

Ray says, "You suck."

[identity profile] raveninthewind.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha! Fraser is so annoying, but you can't help but love him.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. In a way, it's hard to tell who's more annoying, really -- him and Ray would *both* drive me crazy.
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[personal profile] copracat 2005-08-01 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Well," says Fraser, "not yet, anyway."

Ray says, "You suck."


hee hee hee hee!

But you, you Miss Pearl_O, you do not suck!

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
But you, you Miss Pearl_O, you do not suck!

*beams* Thank you, my dear!

[identity profile] sockich.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
This is absolutely wonderful! Just a perfect thing to start the day with. Thank you.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] olympia-m.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
lolol

what a wonerfully funny story! I love the last line so, so much! And Ray's ideas about adventure and Fraser's understanding and his grim, grim stories :) Wonderful!

Thank you :)

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. I'm very glad you liked it!
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[identity profile] liviapenn.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 06:28 am (UTC)(link)

This is so very beautiful. And yes, that's Fraser's idea of romance. "Not yet, anyway."

(On a non-related note, this is why I think Rodney is so whiny. He's CANADIAN. He KNOWS how these great, inspirational scientific expeditions inevitably end! In TEARS. And eating your own bootlaces.)

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
And yes, that's Fraser's idea of romance. "Not yet, anyway."

Hee. YOU NEVER KNOW, Livia! Anything could happen!

(On a non-related note, this is why I think Rodney is so whiny. He's CANADIAN. He KNOWS how these great, inspirational scientific expeditions inevitably end! In TEARS. And eating your own bootlaces.)

Hee hee hee hee. I think this is a BRILLIANT theory.

Also, the worst part is, I don't even know if they have bootlaces on Atlantis. They might have to end up just eating computer parts instead, which are MUCH less tasty.

[identity profile] kindkit.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
I love it. Fraser's idea of fun stories . . . oh dear. But it's so perfectly Fraser. Those were probably the bedtime stories of his youth.

Later on the third night, Fraser tells him quiet things that nobody but the two of them need to know.

*melts* That's just gorgeous.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
They're awesome stories; I love arctic exploration. It's just that, yeah, they all happen to be much with the excitement and hypothermia and death-defying odds.

*grins* I figured I could get away with sneaking in my big mushy squishy line in my little fic about cannibalism jokes.
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[identity profile] layniek.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. I'm working on a project involving putting together a collection of books on arctic exploration, and I was just posting all those names in my LJ. (On the assumption that no one else would have any idea who I was talking about.) Fraser would totally start telling those stories on the adventure.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I just -- man, I find Arctic exploration to actually be a completely fascinating subject, and I was reading about it way before I got into due South -- so that, like, the first time I saw CotW I was all "OOH, the Franklin expedition!!!" And it has always amused me the details Fraser didn't mention there. I just began reading Bruce Henderson's True North last night, and it was reminding me of all those things.

[identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
hahahahahah!

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*curtsey*

[identity profile] c-regalis.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, that's lovely. Thank you.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you -- I'm glad you liked.
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[identity profile] foreverdirt.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Heeh! Utterly charming.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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[identity profile] akite.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ray says, "You suck."

"Not yet, Ray" Hee!

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*winces* Oh, bad pun.

[identity profile] estrella30.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

"I am sick to death about hearing about people freezing and starving and getting trapped in the ice and floating on the ice and hiking and eating candles and bootlaces and being all noble and stupid. Don't you know any happy stories?"

aww - poor Ray! He doesnt know yet that Fraser knows NO happy stories.

*snugs*

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Fraser probably has lots of happy stories that end with the people being dead. You know, and then they went to heaven blah blah blah whatever. And Ray would be all "that is not happy. they are DEAD." And Fraser would be all defensive and "It's a sort of happiness!"

*snuggles you back*

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, were you luring me up here to eat me? That's not buddies

Hee!

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* That is honestly my favorite link in the entire thing. I'm a dork.

[identity profile] grey853.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's time Ray teaches Ben some happy stories to add to his collection of grim ones. Ben's got some serious catching up to do and Ray's just the guy to help with that. Thanks for sharing.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you -- I'm glad you liked it.
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[identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*hugs ficlet*

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay!

[identity profile] mondschein1.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Later on the third night, Fraser tells him quiet things that nobody but the two of them need to know.

AWW. Just. You know. Fuzzy glow-y feelings, there. *wanders off to be fuzzy someplace*

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. Like I said to kindkit above, I felt justified in hidng my big squishy melty loveydovey center in the story, since it got to be surrounded by cannibalism jokes.

[identity profile] mondschein1.livejournal.com 2005-08-02 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
JUST LIKE WILLY WONKA.

Um.

Yes. I'm going to go hide my fried brain for a couple of days.

Re: ::adore::

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggle* Indeed.

[identity profile] peter-neverland.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
No nibbling?! What do you mean no nibbling!? How can it be an adventure without nibbling?

Nicely done.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there's good nibbling, and then there's "Wow, your ear is looking mighty tasty about now" nibbling, you know?

Thanks.
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[identity profile] shayheyred.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Freakin' genius. girl.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] kijikun.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude that rocks. So very much.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] dirty-diana.livejournal.com 2005-08-02 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Eeeeeeeeeeee!

(sleepy and wordless)

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-08-02 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, yay.
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[personal profile] lorem_ipsum 2005-08-02 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
:D
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[personal profile] starfishchick 2005-12-14 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey," Ray says, "do you have any stories that don't involve cannibalism? How come you didn't tell me any of this before the adventure? Hey, were you luring me up here to eat me? That's not buddies."

*dies of JOY and RAY-LOVE and a million other good things*

When I write my DS archeaology AU, I am totally linking back to this.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-12-16 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Heeeeeee. YAY.
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[identity profile] dzurlady.livejournal.com 2006-03-31 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey," Ray says, "do you have any stories that don't involve cannibalism? How come you didn't tell me any of this before the adventure? Hey, were you luring me up here to eat me? That's not buddies."
I saw a link to this over at dS recs, and came over. Aww! *melts* And I love the dialogue.

[identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com 2006-04-09 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
*big grin* I love this so, so much.