schmerica: (pretty: elizabeth taylor)
Pearl-o ([personal profile] schmerica) wrote2006-04-30 05:07 pm
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alias 1x01 through 1x05

THOUGHTS on the first five episodes of Alias!

1) I don't understand the plots at all. Fox assures me this is totally fine. It's pretty! It moves fast! There are cool costumes! I like Sydney's hair!

2) The Sydney+Vaughn stuff is lame.

3) OMG NOBODY TOLD ME GINA TORRES IS A HOT FUCKING GIRL SPY WITH A CRAZY FOREIGN ACCENTS AND GUNS AND STUFF.

4) She accidentally set off a nuclear bomb in the second episode? Ahahahahahaha.

5) Cliffhangers are kind of boring when there's one in every episode, but I guess that goes back to the "whatever, plot!" point.

6) omg, JACK. "He finds me useful in ... difficult situations." = HOT. Beating people up = HOT. Being badass and hardcore = HOT.

[identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com 2006-05-01 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
*beams at you*

Seriously, it is an awesome show if you ignore plot. Also, if you stare at Jack a lot.

And Irina.

And Sloane.

...In my defense, shut up.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2006-05-01 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I have not met Irina yet. SPOILER GIRL. *rolls eyes*

[identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com 2006-05-01 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you know what else?

VAUGHN DIES.