If this sounds apocryphal...

[schmerica]

Don’t make me drive that truck, don’t make me feed that rottweiler
I’m clean out of luck, take me to the bedroom and tie my body down

...You guys, remind me not to listen to the LYRICS when I put on Paul Gross's songs, okay? OKAY.

(I stick with what I said the first time brooklinegirl showed me the Voodoo video: I actually do really like his voice. DON'T JUDGE ME.)

Now is the time of the day when I have to choose between continuing what I am doing -- that is, listening to PG and read all the archives at I Can Has Cheezburger? -- or watching the new Doctor Who episode I have downloaded. Decisions are hard!

Note that this is not a cue for fox1013 to comment to tell me that my lack of a clear decision means I should be writing her fic. That's not how it works!

Comments

[kerrypolka.livejournal.com]

The answer is clearly "wait like an hour and then watch Doctor Who" so you and I can watch it at the same time and talk about it afterward!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*opens mouth*

*closes it*

*sad*

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Paul has a nice voice. (Nearly all the time.) And "Voodoo" is a good song; if he'd sold it to one of the big name country singers, I think it would been well-received.

"Blame It All On Nashville" is a VERY sexy song. Any time Paul is begging me his wife to take him to the bedroom -- or (given the Hamlet theme) take him to the country -- and tie his body down... I am SO there.

I love that song a lot. It's Paul meets Hamlet meets H2O and ultimately it's all about how he needs to get laid. \o/

Okay, I'll shut up and go away now.

[omphale]

...You guys, remind me not to listen to the LYRICS when I put on Paul Gross's songs, okay? OKAY.

No, but that is the BEST Paul Gross song EVER. With the Stan Rogers reference, and the bondage, and the Hamlet quotations. That's the song that makes me think he's actually pretty damn smart about his lyrics. It makes up for the unfortunate videos.

I love Paul Gross a lot because of that song.

My download isn't finished yet! *cries*

[melpemone.livejournal.com]

You won't get any judgment from me - I think he's got a gorgeous voice. It's just, um... misapplied? I actually really adore Family Matters, and I can listen to much of Love & Carnage happily, but I think the genre's all wrong for his voice. Um. Don't hurt me?

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

I like his voice, too. :D *clings*

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

...oh, baby. NEVER listen real close to paul gross lyrics. that leads down the dark path of "I was feeling kinda lucky and was sporting heavy wood," and that is just good FOR NO ONE. I'm just - yeah. I'm sorry. ♥