schmerica: (frannie is awesome)
Pearl-o ([personal profile] schmerica) wrote2007-07-16 04:21 pm
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due south femslash: on strike

On Strike
by Pearl-o

Due South. PG. 650 words. Femslash yay! (Frannie Vecchio/Meg Thatcher).
Summary: Frannie thinks they have something in common.

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When Frannie was in high school, she was always one of those girls, the ones who are friends with guys. Girls were too catty and snotty and jealous and spread mean rumors about her, but guys were fun, and they took care of her. It was like having a bunch of extra brothers, only without the most annoying parts, the parts where Ray acted like he was the boss of her and knew everything in the world. Guys were easy to be around.

It's been a long time since high school. Frannie is sick of guys. The way they smell, the way they don't listen, the way they either hit on you like you're a piece of meat or ignore you like you're a nun. They don't notice when you dress up for them, they never know when you need a compliment, they don't respect you, see who you really are, all your potential that's just bursting out all over.

Men. They're pathetic. Frannie's on strike. No more men.

She explains all this to Inspector Thatcher over a bottle of good white wine, filling up both their glasses whenever they start to dip a bit low.

"I'm sure that's all very interesting, Miss Vecchio," Inspector Thatcher starts to say, in her ice-cold Canadian is-that-a-shirt-or-a-band-aid voice, but Frannie interrupts.

"Call me Francesca," she purrs.

There's a split second of hesitation. "Very well, Francesca, but I still don't understand your point in coming over here and giving me your life story. I am very busy--"

"It's a Friday night, Meg. Do you mind if I call you Meg? It's such a pretty name. Classic, really. It suits you."

"--Thank you," says Meg.

Frannie leans closer over the desk between them. "See, Meg, I figured you, of all people, would understand where I'm coming from. Because, right, you were that kind of girl, too, I bet. Maybe you don't wear so much make-up as me, but I bet you never had a bunch of girlfriends."

Meg purses her lips.

"One of the guys, right?"

"I suppose," Meg says grudgingly.

"Me, too! So where does that leave us now?"

Frannie stands up and walks around to stop next to Meg and lean back, rest her butt against the table. "See, what I'm thinking is this. Maybe we weren't part of the girls then, but there's still good things about girls, right? Like, you smell really good. What perfume is that?"

"I don't wear perfume." Meg pushes her chair back and stands up, too, but Frannie grabs her arm.

"See, we're women. So there's this thing, right? You have to work extra hard, and no one gets it..." Here Frannie breaks out into a wide grin, "Except we do. We get it!"

Meg looks down at her and says, "Francesca--"

Frannie says, "And also, if you were a guy, I would be waiting around for you to kiss me now. But you're not, so..."

Frannie kisses Meg, softly, and then more firmly.

Frannie pulls away, smiling. "Dark plum. That's such a good shade for your skin tone!"

"If that was what you intended," says Meg, "why didn't you just say so all along instead of babbling on like that?"

"That is exactly what I was saying," Frannie says, confused. "So what do you think?" She puts her hand to Meg's face: her skin is surprisingly soft, and Frannie reminds herself to ask her about her moisturization regiment later.

Instead of answering, Meg kisses her this time. Frannie adds "better kisser" to her list of things she likes better about girls. She's not missing men at all.

[identity profile] greenonme.livejournal.com 2007-07-16 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
great femslash! I love Thatcher in femslash, but for some reason I never thought of her and Frannie together. But this! I *heart* this.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Frannie deserves lots of femslash, is what I think! Girls are pretty and soft and yay. *nods firmly*

Thanks!
ext_1611: Isis statue (twice the woman)

[identity profile] isiscolo.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, I tried to put my Frannie icon on this, but Ms. Fraser is what came up by accident, and I think I'll just leave it this way. Anyway, YAY.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
...Now you're making me want Frannie/Miss Fraser somehow. I don't know whether to love you or hate you!

(I'll go with love you, because .... yay feedback!)
zulu: Carson Shaw looking up at Greta Gill (tiw - alive gay show)

[personal profile] zulu 2007-07-17 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yay. Especially the way the narrative immediately switches from Inspector Thatcher to Meg. Very Frannie. Yes.

*fails at having a due South icon*

*uses next best thing*

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
*grins* Frannie's mind moves quickly! It's hard to keep up sometimes!

[identity profile] inkdot.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, anything with the girls of dS warms my heart immensely. You rock, pearl. ♥

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
They deserve so much love, don't they? Yaaaaaaay girls.

[identity profile] ubixtiz.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
This is very nice. I really like the feel of it and how much it seems like what it must be like inside Frannie's head.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins* Thanks!

[identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
:snicker: god yes. note to evolution : why did you have to come up with the concept 'smells like boy'?

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. Well, sometimes they smell nice! Sometimes.
ext_2366: (duesouth: frannie!)

[identity profile] sdwolfpup.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, I love this. Such a great Frannie narrative; her 'handling' of Thatcher was perfect.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, thank you so much! There's just never enough Frannie fic in the world, you know?

[identity profile] kerrypolka.livejournal.com 2007-07-18 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
OH FRANNIE. Man, when she goes for something, she goes for it, doesn't she? :D

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-07-18 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahaha. YES. YES SHE DOES.

*snugs you*

[identity profile] brigantine1.livejournal.com 2007-07-18 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
OMGoodness, I just read femslash and loved it!

It's always fun to see Frannie as The One With The Good Idea, and dude, she makes such *sense* here. Boys *are* lots of trouble!

And the Ice Queen thaws for Frannie! Yay!

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-07-18 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, thanks! I'm so glad it worked for you!
ext_9063: (due South Diefenbaker)

[identity profile] mlyn.livejournal.com 2007-07-22 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, more femmeslash for Frannie! She deserves all the soft kisses she can get.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Femslash for Frannie is a beautiful thing!
celli: due South's Diefenbaker, captioned "yo." (Dief)

[personal profile] celli 2007-07-23 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ha, awesome.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*beams* Thanks!

[identity profile] daemonluna.livejournal.com 2007-07-29 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, excellent! DS girlslash is always a good thing, and Frannie girlslash is even better!

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Due South girlslash makes me happy deep down inside.
luzula: a Luzula pilosa, or hairy wood-rush (Default)

[personal profile] luzula 2007-08-03 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, Frannie and Thatcher and femslash!

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, thanks!
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[identity profile] ignazwisdom.livejournal.com 2007-09-04 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my GOD, I love this. This is SO FRANNIE. You're amazing. Can I offer you cookies, flowers, maybe a firstborn?

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so glad you like it! And, wow, I am ALWAYS open to bribes and/or rewards. Mmmm, coookies.