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[schmerica]

So. My job, basically, consists of checking emails to see when the three official offices we send files to finish them. When the files are finished, I mark them off in our system. When all three places are done with the files, I fiddle with them and fax them off to our clients.

One of these three offices is in Florida; it's been closed since yesterday and won't be back till Tuesday or Wednesday because of the hurricane.

This means I have only two-thirds as many responses to mark off as usual, and very very few files to complete and fax off. As I don't usually have an astonishing amount of work anyway, that makes today very, very, very slow.

I tell you all this as a vague yet strangely detailed explanation for why I am stealing a really stupid meme from theodosia to post.

Give me three names and I have to choose one to marry, one to sleep with and one to push off a cliff.

This can be anyone, i.e. three people I'd love - and one would end up over the cliff, much to my chagrin, or three people I'd absolutely love to push over a cliff but have to marry one and sleep with the other.

Comment and then post in your own journal.

Comments

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

Heh.

Benton Fraser.
Ray Kowalski.
and Keira Knightley.

*smooches you*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, one of the reasons I love you? YOu don't make me think about having sex with George W. Bush.

This one is actually pretty easy, though. Fuck Fraser and marry Ray -- I adore them both madly, but man, I can't imagine being happily forever with Fraser. Also he's hot. Which leaves poor Keira off the cliff, alas. But my interest in girls really only extends to going "they're hot" and not to actual desire.

[moireach.livejournal.com]

Dudley Dursley, Michael Jackson, Dubya. <shrugs> :)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeep.

*covers eyes with hands and tries to type through fingers really quickly* Um -- fuck Dubya, marry Dudley, throw Michael Jackson off a cliff.

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

George Bush, Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft.

::smiles serenely::

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, a girl shouldn't have to think about having sex with Bush *twice*. Um, I guess -- marry Cheney, fuck Bush, throw Ashcroft off a cliff.

I'm going to go shower now.

[reginagiraffe]

I'll be nice.

Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor, Callum Keith Rennie