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[schmerica]

So. My job, basically, consists of checking emails to see when the three official offices we send files to finish them. When the files are finished, I mark them off in our system. When all three places are done with the files, I fiddle with them and fax them off to our clients.

One of these three offices is in Florida; it's been closed since yesterday and won't be back till Tuesday or Wednesday because of the hurricane.

This means I have only two-thirds as many responses to mark off as usual, and very very few files to complete and fax off. As I don't usually have an astonishing amount of work anyway, that makes today very, very, very slow.

I tell you all this as a vague yet strangely detailed explanation for why I am stealing a really stupid meme from theodosia to post.

Give me three names and I have to choose one to marry, one to sleep with and one to push off a cliff.

This can be anyone, i.e. three people I'd love - and one would end up over the cliff, much to my chagrin, or three people I'd absolutely love to push over a cliff but have to marry one and sleep with the other.

Comment and then post in your own journal.

Comments

[moireach.livejournal.com]

Dudley Dursley, Michael Jackson, Dubya. <shrugs> :)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeep.

*covers eyes with hands and tries to type through fingers really quickly* Um -- fuck Dubya, marry Dudley, throw Michael Jackson off a cliff.