*crankitude*

[schmerica]

Dear fandom,

Please separate easily into two distinct sections: the Good People and the Bad People. This would make things much more convenient and simple for me! In order to fix this up, I recommend you begin by making sure none of my friends are friends with Stupid People. For the second step, please make it so none of my friends think my OTHER friends are Stupid People.

I realize this might be temporarily inconvenient for you all, but it will make things way easier for me in the long run! Thanks!

Cheers,
Pearl

Comments

[minim_calibre]

Can we make it a petition? I'd like it if we could make it a petition.

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

dude, seriously.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

WORD.

[akite.livejournal.com]

I wish it were all that simple. Really.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

You know, I think this all the time. Then I realize that I would only talk to.... *counts on fingers* ...four people in fandom.

[mosca.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't I wish.

I mean, my girlfriend and I can't even agree on who the stupid people are.

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Dude, what's going on? *wants the gossip*

[copracat]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I wish.

[cereta.livejournal.com]

Me = Good.

Hope that helps.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Haha, tell me about it.

[claire.livejournal.com]

Dear Pearl-o,

All your friends are pretty good. Really. Except for that girl_clone. She's a bit shifty.

Love,
Fandom.

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

Huh? Did I miss something?