*crankitude*

[schmerica]

Dear fandom,

Please separate easily into two distinct sections: the Good People and the Bad People. This would make things much more convenient and simple for me! In order to fix this up, I recommend you begin by making sure none of my friends are friends with Stupid People. For the second step, please make it so none of my friends think my OTHER friends are Stupid People.

I realize this might be temporarily inconvenient for you all, but it will make things way easier for me in the long run! Thanks!

Cheers,
Pearl

Comments

[minim_calibre]

Can we make it a petition? I'd like it if we could make it a petition.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am not opposed to the idea of a petition, but I do wonder who the petition would be addressed to!

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

dude, seriously.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

WORD.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I HAVE MY EYE ON YOU, TRICKSY!

[akite.livejournal.com]

I wish it were all that simple. Really.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

You know, I think this all the time. Then I realize that I would only talk to.... *counts on fingers* ...four people in fandom.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. That is what makes you one of the problematic people, Lale! You hate everybody!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

I don't hate everyone. I do have a particular prejudice against stupid people, and a list in my head of people who are friends with stupid people. For real. :)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aww. I guess that is fair!

*snuggles*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

P.S., why don't you ever leave random comments full of porn and fic in my journal anymore? I miss that!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

because i am in the middle of writing an epic novel for SK!! about ronon-sue and his need to fuck his bosses because he didn't grow up with two parental figures in his life, or something.

*smiles winningly*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That would be a better excuse if sga wasn't so boring!

Ah, well. *loves anyway*

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

sga might be boring but my publishing au is NOT. bite your tongue, child!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Your publishing AU is not boring, this is true. Fine!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

plus, how long has it been since you posted and said, "someone write me commentfic about ray k and how he wakes up in the middle of the night and dances" ??? ALONGTIMETHANKS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HI, that is obviously the SUBTEXT to ALL of my entries!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

no no no, for action i need direct instruction!!!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You should write me something about FRASER with a GUN being all sexy! Or something where Ray Kowalski wears an undershirt and suspenders, because Tracey and I decided that would be painfully hot! Or more Vecchiocest, because nobody but you encourages that. <3

[mosca.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't I wish.

I mean, my girlfriend and I can't even agree on who the stupid people are.

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Dude, what's going on? *wants the gossip*

[copracat]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I wish.

[cereta.livejournal.com]

Me = Good.

Hope that helps.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*takes notes*

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Haha, tell me about it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Do not get me started, kovsky!

[claire.livejournal.com]

Dear Pearl-o,

All your friends are pretty good. Really. Except for that girl_clone. She's a bit shifty.

Love,
Fandom.

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

Huh? Did I miss something?