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wait, that's not porny at all! oops

Somehow, in commenting on the huge threads in

joandarck's last entry, I ended up in a weird place. Because, um,

shihadchick said something! And it made me think of other things! And then I ended up here:

Comment 1: It makes me think about his cute ear anecdotes in Dead Guy Running!

I wonder if he has those sorts of things for every medical condition. Somehow I bet Ray would appreciate it even less if like, some night when Ray can't get it up, and Fraser started telling impotence anecdotes.

And then comment 2: Man, it wouldn't just be the anecdotes, either: Fraser would be all, like, hearty and understanding and, like, treat it like it wasn't a big deal? And be totally sincere. Ray would go crazy.

I swear I'm not always evil. Really.

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yes! because, really, I feel that ray kowalski is the sort of guy who would understand that sometimes, you really just suck. and being told that you don't suck is just the least helpful thing in the world, because clearly you do suck, and so anyone telling you otherwise is just lying in order to be nice or to get you to do stuff for them. clearly, the right course of action in these sorts of cases is for everyone concerned to just admit that ray sucks, and then they can all move on and let ray deal with his suckiness in his own ways.

whereas fraser - he generally doesn't think that ray sucks (except in the obvious PORNY ways), and he likes ray, and he wants ray to like himself (which, fine: ray is kind of not always good at), and he's genuinely not trying to aggravate ray when he's hearty and understanding, he's just being, you know. understanding! and hearty.

oh, man. as much as i love these two together, i've got to admit: they must drive each other nuts.

God, you're so right...you should write it, you know.

I love your mind, too. And your icon!!! Very blond, very sucking-not-in-the-good-way Ray. Oh, I love him.

Isn't it a great mental image! but shut UP, I have too many unfinished stories (and too much homework, god) already. I can't write this, too! ...probably. Maybe. We'll see, OK? God, some people...

I love Ray Kowalski with all of the flaily glee my little heart possesses. Which is a lot of flaily glee!

FLAILY GLEE YAAAAAAAAAAY.

You know, I would love you anyway, but your total easiness? <3<3<3

...you know, I was going to try and argue that I wasn't totally easy, but then I thought about it some and realized that - well, yeah. You know how it goes. Some days, you just have to roll over like the hooker you are and admit it.

This weekend: study for ASL midterm. pimp flatmates into BSG. write at least one of the SEVENTY MILLION STORIES I have promised to various people. 'nother frakking syntax assignment. not dying.

WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD? WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO MEAN TO ME?

Because you write well and we are addicted, but you're right. That was mean, considering I am in the same boat (without the collegey parts) and am writing reams every day but haven't finished anything in ages. But, when I do start finishing stuff? It will be novellas. Not kidding.

Isn't it a great mental image! but shut UP, I have too many unfinished stories (and too much homework, god) already. I can't write this, too! ...probably. Maybe. We'll see, OK? God, some people...

Okay, I'll slap myself since you can't reach. *slaps self* :)

I could put it on my list to experiment with someday, but it's your idea...and I'm already writing genderfuck that someone else thought of but didn't want to write, and crackfic that someone else didn't want to write, and...reams of unfinished stories. *sigh* Plus, oh yeah, I have to get up at 7 AM. Duh. *yawning* Guess I'd better go have a nap. Sheesh.

aww, don't feel bad! and don't slap yourself! I mean, yeah, it was a little mean, but I do get myself into these things, after all. I could say no! the problem, really, is that I more or less never want to.

Because I'm easy.

I have four longish stories in SGA, all of them percolating away, and then two more long-form crossovers and a snipper of randomass genderfuck and a million ideas, and then eight whole ideas that I've seriously committed to writing in due South. I should be locked away from fandom! Except that then I would cry.

Really, I should just go to sleep. I have class in...seven hours. Crap.

Class schmass! Fandom is more fun!

*cough*

IGNORE ME. GO TO CLASS. DON'T FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL!

...see, the first three or four times I read your comment, I thought you were talking about class as in classy, the opposite of being an easy, trampy, fannish WHORE. And I was all, well, yeah! fandom is so much more fun than being classy.

...and then I realized that you were talking about class, the thing where I go and sit and let people make me SMART.

...and then I realized that I should probably stop thinking about Ray Kowalski's erectile dysfunction and just GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP. Which I will now proceed to do!

Heeeeeeeeeee. That interpretation is ALSO true!

May I say that I LOVE your mind? I do. :)

Now I'm going to be imagining Ray raging over not having a raging hard-on. Poor Ray!

Hey...what do you think Fraser would say if Fraser couldn't get it up?

Huh, you know, I don't know! I wonder if it could be like how he reacts in The Edge -- because Fraser's really in tune and in touch with his body, so he takes any failure of it as an actual betrayal, it seems, you know?

Ohhh, yes...you are good. Because I forget to think about S1/S2 Fraser a lot. Not because he's not great, but because he's tragic... and I'm a wimp. And he's so different later on, with RayK....

But, can you imagine? Fraser reacting that way toward his cock? Just. *is beside self* Is that not hot? I can't believe there's something hot about impotence, but I think Fraser could make anything hot.

See, I can never forget about S1/S2 Fraser! PRETTY AND WOOBIE AND OH FRAAAAASER I HEART YOU FOREVER.

Um, yes.

Somehow I bet Ray would appreciate it even less if like, some night when Ray can't get it up, and Fraser started telling impotence anecdotes.

♥ ♥ ♥

that might be the best thing I have ever heard. Because OF COURSE Fraser would have impotence anecdotes.

Why wouldn't he! DUH.

Man, tracey, sometimes I am just overcome with my LOVE for these boys. I just -- LOVE.

I bet Fraser could mix up some kind of impotency remedy, all natural ingredients of course. Then he'd have to apply the grayish goo straight to the troubled area. I'm sure he would be very professional. *g*

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