wait, that's not porny at all! oops

[schmerica]

Somehow, in commenting on the huge threads in joandarck's last entry, I ended up in a weird place. Because, um, shihadchick said something! And it made me think of other things! And then I ended up here:

Comment 1: It makes me think about his cute ear anecdotes in Dead Guy Running!

I wonder if he has those sorts of things for every medical condition. Somehow I bet Ray would appreciate it even less if like, some night when Ray can't get it up, and Fraser started telling impotence anecdotes.

And then comment 2: Man, it wouldn't just be the anecdotes, either: Fraser would be all, like, hearty and understanding and, like, treat it like it wasn't a big deal? And be totally sincere. Ray would go crazy.

I swear I'm not always evil. Really.

Comments

[j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com]

Because you write well and we are addicted, but you're right. That was mean, considering I am in the same boat (without the collegey parts) and am writing reams every day but haven't finished anything in ages. But, when I do start finishing stuff? It will be novellas. Not kidding.

Isn't it a great mental image! but shut UP, I have too many unfinished stories (and too much homework, god) already. I can't write this, too! ...probably. Maybe. We'll see, OK? God, some people...

Okay, I'll slap myself since you can't reach. *slaps self* :)

I could put it on my list to experiment with someday, but it's your idea...and I'm already writing genderfuck that someone else thought of but didn't want to write, and crackfic that someone else didn't want to write, and...reams of unfinished stories. *sigh* Plus, oh yeah, I have to get up at 7 AM. Duh. *yawning* Guess I'd better go have a nap. Sheesh.

[etben.livejournal.com]

aww, don't feel bad! and don't slap yourself! I mean, yeah, it was a little mean, but I do get myself into these things, after all. I could say no! the problem, really, is that I more or less never want to.

Because I'm easy.

I have four longish stories in SGA, all of them percolating away, and then two more long-form crossovers and a snipper of randomass genderfuck and a million ideas, and then eight whole ideas that I've seriously committed to writing in due South. I should be locked away from fandom! Except that then I would cry.

Really, I should just go to sleep. I have class in...seven hours. Crap.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Class schmass! Fandom is more fun!

*cough*

IGNORE ME. GO TO CLASS. DON'T FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL!

[etben.livejournal.com]

...see, the first three or four times I read your comment, I thought you were talking about class as in classy, the opposite of being an easy, trampy, fannish WHORE. And I was all, well, yeah! fandom is so much more fun than being classy.

...and then I realized that you were talking about class, the thing where I go and sit and let people make me SMART.

...and then I realized that I should probably stop thinking about Ray Kowalski's erectile dysfunction and just GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP. Which I will now proceed to do!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeee. That interpretation is ALSO true!