wait, that's not porny at all! oops

[schmerica]

Somehow, in commenting on the huge threads in joandarck's last entry, I ended up in a weird place. Because, um, shihadchick said something! And it made me think of other things! And then I ended up here:

Comment 1: It makes me think about his cute ear anecdotes in Dead Guy Running!

I wonder if he has those sorts of things for every medical condition. Somehow I bet Ray would appreciate it even less if like, some night when Ray can't get it up, and Fraser started telling impotence anecdotes.

And then comment 2: Man, it wouldn't just be the anecdotes, either: Fraser would be all, like, hearty and understanding and, like, treat it like it wasn't a big deal? And be totally sincere. Ray would go crazy.

I swear I'm not always evil. Really.

Comments

[etben.livejournal.com]

aww, don't feel bad! and don't slap yourself! I mean, yeah, it was a little mean, but I do get myself into these things, after all. I could say no! the problem, really, is that I more or less never want to.

Because I'm easy.

I have four longish stories in SGA, all of them percolating away, and then two more long-form crossovers and a snipper of randomass genderfuck and a million ideas, and then eight whole ideas that I've seriously committed to writing in due South. I should be locked away from fandom! Except that then I would cry.

Really, I should just go to sleep. I have class in...seven hours. Crap.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Class schmass! Fandom is more fun!

*cough*

IGNORE ME. GO TO CLASS. DON'T FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL!

[etben.livejournal.com]

...see, the first three or four times I read your comment, I thought you were talking about class as in classy, the opposite of being an easy, trampy, fannish WHORE. And I was all, well, yeah! fandom is so much more fun than being classy.

...and then I realized that you were talking about class, the thing where I go and sit and let people make me SMART.

...and then I realized that I should probably stop thinking about Ray Kowalski's erectile dysfunction and just GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP. Which I will now proceed to do!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeee. That interpretation is ALSO true!