In which Gerard takes his little brother under his wing

[schmerica]

So lordessrenegade and I were talking more about my Waycest thoughts from the other day, but the comment thread was in a locked entry, so I wanted to repost the conversation here, because I think some people (*cough*pre_emptive*cough*) would find it interesting. okay!

Jai: Also jerking off lessions. Because god, Gerard would be so AWKWARD. *draws hearts around them.*

Me: SO AWKWARD AND YET HE WANTS TO HELP! IF HE DOES IT WRONG HE COULD SCREW UP MIKEY'S DEVELOPMENT FOREVER, YOU KNOW.

Jai: HE COULD AND IT WOULD BE TRAUMATIC.

And Mikey is all NO REALLY YOU DON'T NEED TO HELP I'M FINE, but Gerard just gives him Older Brother Face and he shuts up.

Me: ahahaha, I don't know, I think Mikey might be sincerely curious! He probably brought it up first, awkwardly, and then Gerard RAN with it, and now he kind of wishes he hadn't said anything.

Jai: ahahahahaha oh my god yes.

oh GERARD.

and Mikey's just getting progressively more and more o.0

Me: GERARD TAKES HIS BIG BROTHER RESPONSIBILITIES VERY VERY SERIOUSLY INDEED. MIKEY KIND OF WANTS TO GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH HIS STAR WARS TOYS.

Jai: THEN HE THINKS ABOUT GERARD POSSIBLY USING THEM AS A DEMONSTRATION AND DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO DO THAT ANYMORE.

Me: POOR MIKEY HE HAD NO IDEA GROWING UP WAS SO COMPLICATED

Comments

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

Waycest kind of gives me the wiggins, but this entry fills me with glee and makes me laugh. Poor Mikey indeed :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I kept randomly thinking about this again today, and giggling every time. POOR MIKEY.

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

and you know Gerard is so painfully earnest about everything, he'd be all sincerely worried about Mikey and like when they're watching tv or whatever and he notices Mikey being turned on he's all eager to point out that it's perfectly normal for Mikey to be reacting and Mikey just wants him to please, please shut up Gerard, and Gerard just says don't be embarrassed Mikey it's totally natural and then Mikey runs away and hides.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. YES. Sex is a wonderful thing, Mikey! You don't need to get weird hang-ups! It's natural and beautiful!