prison for jerks

Last night I was talking with cheshireempress and somehow during the midst of the discussion I was tried to claim that Farscape was a fandom in which I had no incest ships. And then I remembered Chiana and her brother.

:(


On the plus side, this reminded me of something I have had on my mind for a couple of weeks now, which is: Mikeyway is totally Chiana.

The more you think about it, the more sense it makes. How much would I kill for a manip of Mikey as a Nebari? Answer: A LOT. ( He's halfway there already, for god's sake )

And you could do the same for Gerard, of course.

( especially with the white hair )

And god knows the Ways already follow the same means of showing affection as Chiana and her brother

( They're close! )

Other things I would kill to see: Gerard Way's Farscape fan art. ♥___♥

Last night pre_emptive and I had a conversation about Mikey and Alicia throwing a party where pretty much all the guests were people they had had sexual shenanigans with. THEY CAN'T HAVE SEX JUST THE TWO OF THEM, OKAY. THERE'S A THREESOME SPEED DIAL.

pre_emptive: "so, how do you know them?" "threesome. you?" "me too!"
pearl_o: "is there anyone in this room who hasn't had sex with mikeyway?"
pearl_o: gerard raises his hand, shyly.
pre_emptive: hahahahahahahaha
pearl_o: "yeah! he just watched me fuck his wife!" mikey says in support.
pre_emptive: HAHAHAHA OH GOD
pre_emptive: MIKEYWAY <33333333333333333
pearl_o: HE'S HELPING OKAY
pre_emptive: HE IS
pre_emptive: HE'S VERY HELPFUL
pre_emptive: gerard's all, spluttery, "i didn't WATCH."
pre_emptive: "okay not directly, but through the lens counts!"
pearl_o: heeeeeeeee
pearl_o: IT WAS FOR ART OKAY


pearl_o: (at the party, pete wentz goes "dude. alicia. do you guys have an extra copy of that?" and gerard overhears and yells "IT'S ART. ART!" really loudly. pete: "i like art!" lyn-z gives him a look and he gets scared and hides behind mikey.)
pre_emptive: OH MAN
pre_emptive: I WANT TO READ FIC ABOUT LYN BEATNG UP PETE
pre_emptive: ... it can even be in a sexy way, if need be


pearl_o: so going back to alicia and mikey's party with their sex partners: if nobody can be drinking or anything anyway, and it's not actually an orgy, do you think it will all descend into charades and trivial pursuit?
pre_emptive: yes
pre_emptive: also: pictionary
pearl_o: oh, man, pictionary.
pearl_o: there are not enough cards with vampires on them.



EDITED TO ADD: also! on an unrelated note! ( another bob & gerard picture )

So I woke up this morning with a migraine, which means I stayed home from work and tried to sleep. I'm feeling better now, in that way where you feel a little like you've been through a hurricane or something, totally worn out and sore and bleh.

Whatever! Here's some good stuff:

1) Today I'm making apple butter!

2) I keep entertaining myself thinking about Pete and Mikey from you're my teenage queen having phone sex. Where Mikey has just got home from school, listening to music and starting his math homework, and Pete calls and is like "HI MIKEY" and is really obviously already naked when he calls. And Mikey kind of laughs at him but shoves away his homework anyway and gets onto his bed and lets Pete starts talking. Which, Pete trying to dirty talk on the phone is inherantly a kind of funny thing, but that doesn't stop it from being incredibly hot, anyway. And Mikey is biting his lip and making quiet little choked-off sounds, trying to be quiet because, hi, jerking off in his house, doesn't want to be caught -- but Pete is like "Yeah, yeah, touch yourself-- Use your fingers, oh god, Mikey, I wish it was me there fucking you-- Mikey, Mikey, I want to hear you, come on, louder--"

So, yes. There's that.

3) I was also thinking about the Waycest thing again, and, uh, came to the realization that there are actually a couple circumstances when it could work for me. Which are 1) that sort of sexual situation where they don't actually kiss or touch or acknowledge what's going on, but it's still really fraught? Like a threesome where they both fuck the same girl, or watching porn or teaching about jerking off when they're teenagers, or just, I don't know, jerking off in bunks. I like all those things. The embarassing one is actually number 2), which is when I realized I could totally get way into that in the universe where one of them is a girl.

*facepalm*

(Not when both of them are girls, oddly enough. Then it gets weird again for me.)

4) I really love that first flush of new fandom when suddenly you just want to write. I'm sure pretty soon I'm going to jump right back to my long periods of writer's block, but this beginning part where I am like STORIES YAY LOOKIT is so exciting.

Man, some days I just LOVE fandom. No, seriously. *heart*

I was telling Kovsky yesterday about my sekrit dS pairing that I love that nobody else in the world wants to see, and she was mocking me. Dude, it's an incest pairing! I thought there was a law saying she had to approve! The fact that she's not in the fandom is irrelevant. Whatever, some day I will convince another person to share my vision!

I want everybody to write me Wilby Wonderful fic. Moooooooooore. I will pretend this is not just me being selfish and greedy, and use the excuse of how I need more stories around before I can update the link page, because when it's basically just me stories I feel weirdly like it is a vanity project. Isn't that a good excuse? The real reason is just me craving more stories, of course, but whatever. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Mmmmmm.

This picture of Sandra Oh makes me happy.

I am in one of those moods where I really want to write, but I have no idea what I want to write. This means writing will probably not happen. Really, though, it's just as well; I have plenty of homework to occupy me. Not to mention trying to defeat my high score at Dynomite over at Popcap Games (85,000, baby. OH YEAH.)

Um. Hi.

It's interesting; this is the first story I've ever written that I almost feel like putting a disclaimer of something on. But, uh, me and lalejandra are perverts, and she wanted me to write this for her, and I could not refuse.

I expect that beyond the two of us, the audience for this story is very very small, and most people would think it squicky or gratuitous. I have no problems with this whatsoever.

All that said -- yay, story!

Title: Where is Your Sense of Indignation
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Ray Vecchio/Francesca Vecchio
Rating: R
Summary: Two a.m. phone calls were never a good thing.
Thank you to estrella30 for beta.
About 12k, 2000 words.

Read at my site or ( behind the cut tag )

So the other day dsudis and I were talking about incest fic, because ... well, we're both perverts, mostly. Fans' reactions to the topic can be really interesting -- the range from kink to squick to "it's morally wrong and sick" to "not my thing, but whatever" to "normally wrong, but in this one specific case it's okay, because I like it."

I find myself curious. Thus, poll.

[Poll #476743]

Please feel free to comment with any other considerations. (Obviously, if you read my journal, you know I fall into the category that finds incest fic to be pretty interesting under certain conditions, so you might want to keep that under consideration if you're more in the "SICK SICK SICK WRONG" camp.)