This is what happens when I get distracted by Mikeyway

[schmerica]

Pearl: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/mikey102.jpg
Pearl: I really just lots of icons that are just captioned "PETE WENTZ HIT HAT."
Pearl: "THIS TOO."
Pearl: ...that. not hat.
Pearl: i don't know why pete wentz would hit hat
Pearl: it's probably patrick related, though.
Pearl: (...oh, man, that would be a pretty disturbing story. if pete was in unrequited love with patrick and started stealing his hats to have sex with?
Pearl: NO ONE WRITE THAT, OKAY, FANDOM.)

Etben: GOD SERIOUSLY
Etben: although now that you've thought of it, it exists somewhere

Pearl: especially since I totally have to post this to my livejournal now.

Etben: nooooo
Etben: no don't!
Etben: that will only make it MORE LIKELY
Etben: ERICA I BEG YOU DON'T DO IT

Pearl: I'M SORRY THE LAWS OF THE INTERNET COMPEL ME!

...Sorry, Etben. Maybe you can forgive me someday? LOOK OVER THERE GERARD WAY'S A HOT GIRL. *hides*

Comments

[etben.livejournal.com]

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I do not know what your dot is supposed to represent, so I am forced to look for your icon for clues, and assume that Pete has moved on to sexing other fashion accessories, ie fingerless gloves.

[etben.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD SHUT UP I HATE YOU. in the way that you're still my favoritest favorite.

PATRICK STUMP IS APPALLED.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Whatever, after this many years with Pete, it takes a lot more than that to appall Patrick.

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

...I seriously just had this whole train of thought along the lines of Well, not a trucker cap, right? Because ow. But if it was one of those stocking caps, maybe...


So I just want you to know I hate you.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hate me ... or LOVE ME?

[forevernew.livejournal.com]

I genuinely think that not even Pete Wentz would stoop to that. Gloves, though? Pete would totally have sex with fingerless gloves. Also possibly belts.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

We've found a line for Pete! Yay!

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

Special. Hell. *wheezes with laughter*

[mmeguilotn.livejournal.com]

Clearly I spent too many years in popslash because on a list of deeply disturbing stories I've read that wouldn't even make the top 20.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*grins* Yeah, I can come up with more disturbing ones, too. But I think the vague plausibility gives this one an extra creepitude.

[overloved.livejournal.com]

is he, like, sniffing it while he wanks off, or is he, like, rubbing it on his junk?

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

See, this is what I was thinking about. Clearly some hats would be better for one use than the other, and Patrick wears lots of different kinds, so you wouldn't want a horrible mismatch. Junk/fedora = probably not a great idea.

[overloved.livejournal.com]

maybe he wears the fedora, while clutching a trucker cap, and rubbing a beanie on his junk.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, multitasking!

[mercurybard.livejournal.com]

Etben: although now that you've thought of it, it exists somewhere
WHY DOES THAT RULE NOT APPLY TO GERARD/LYN-Z FIC?

Because I've done an exhaustive Google and delicious search and come up with exactly two: one by valerie_z and a really, really fluffy "we're having a baby!" fic on buzznet.

*pouts*

And don't ask me why I'm whining about this to you, a total stranger.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, I don't know, but there should be!

[sperrywink]

I love that picture of Mikey. Seriously love. You had it up yesterday and I was flummoxed.


And hat!porn might not be that disturbing in the grand scheme of disturbing. I think it could actually be kind of funny.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I keep going back to look at it. MIKEY.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember how you were asking me why I keep hiding?

*points at post*

THIS IS WHY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It's not like I'm WRITING this. I'm writing something completely differently scary.