![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
penguins and shit
20/8/08 14:14[Context: discussing ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
strobelighted]
pearl_o: CREEPY.
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
loveyouallwrong: RIGHT?
pearl_o: she makes it work sometimes!
pearl_o: creepy is part of her persona.
pearl_o: like how "jailbait" is part of imp's persona and "loves dinosaurs and is weirdly angry" is part of yours.
loveyouallwrong: lollllllllllllllll
pearl_o: and i like incest babies.
loveyouallwrong: hahahahah that is actually how i would sum you up, too
pearl_o: :D:
pearl_o: at least i am self-aware?
In other news, I really want to go see this movie but it's only playing for two more nights in Portland and I have no one to go with. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Antarctica, my fondest love! Spes, why did you have to move to Eugene?
strobelighted]pearl_o: CREEPY.loveyouallwrong: RIGHT?pearl_o: she makes it work sometimes!pearl_o: creepy is part of her persona.pearl_o: like how "jailbait" is part of imp's persona and "loves dinosaurs and is weirdly angry" is part of yours.loveyouallwrong: lollllllllllllllllpearl_o: and i like incest babies.loveyouallwrong: hahahahah that is actually how i would sum you up, toopearl_o: :D:pearl_o: at least i am self-aware?In other news, I really want to go see this movie but it's only playing for two more nights in Portland and I have no one to go with. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Antarctica, my fondest love! Spes, why did you have to move to Eugene?
Tags:
random chat fic!
8/6/08 19:10I have no interesting thoughts these days that aren't chat transcripts. I'm really sorry! But here, if you feel like reading the Gerard/Ray high school baby dyke girlfriends story I told Imp earlier despite the formatting, it's behind the cut tag.
( Yay for bribes? )
( Yay for bribes? )
Tags:
( I try and cheer up Fox using Pete Wentz )
I blameloveyouallwrong for the fact that I am completley unqualified to answer Fox's call for recs. Can any of you help us out?
I blame
loveyouallwrong for the fact that I am completley unqualified to answer Fox's call for recs. Can any of you help us out?So in bexless's picspam today, she made a brief Meatloaf reference, which I then picked up on in her comments, and somehow it ended with her forcing me to watch the video to "I Would Do Anything For Love" which I had somehow managed to completely miss before now. (My Meatloaf love is strong, but it is pretty exclusively first Bat Out of Hell album.)
Anyway. Because it's me and Bex, this somehow led to a ridiculous tangent of awesome.
bexless: i'm watching the video now too and howling with laughter. you know gerard and ray sing the shit out of this at kareoke
pearl_o: ahahahahahaha.
pearl_o: ...man, is there any song that's not hilarious to imagine ray and gerard doing as a karaoke duet?
bexless: NO
( KARAOKE HIJINKS FOR TWO OTPS )
bexless's picspam today, she made a brief Meatloaf reference, which I then picked up on in her comments, and somehow it ended with her forcing me to watch the video to "I Would Do Anything For Love" which I had somehow managed to completely miss before now. (My Meatloaf love is strong, but it is pretty exclusively first Bat Out of Hell album.)Anyway. Because it's me and Bex, this somehow led to a ridiculous tangent of awesome.
bexless: i'm watching the video now too and howling with laughter. you know gerard and ray sing the shit out of this at kareokepearl_o: ahahahahahaha.pearl_o: ...man, is there any song that's not hilarious to imagine ray and gerard doing as a karaoke duet?bexless: NO( KARAOKE HIJINKS FOR TWO OTPS )
etben: erica, they have PRODUCTIVE REDUPLICATIONetben: TELL ME THAT'S NOT REALLY HOTpearl_o: I'M SORRYpearl_o: I CANNOT DO THATpearl_o: IT WOULD BE A LIEetben: I KNOWWWWWWWWWpearl_o: THE ONLY MORPHOLIGICAL PROCESS SEXIER THAN REDUPLICATION IS INFIXING.pearl_o: TRUFAXetben: PIGA: TO HITetben: PIGAPIGA: TO HIT REPEATEDLYetben: DON'T YOU MEAN TRUFUCKINGFAX?pearl_o: YES I DOOOOOOOOOOpearl_o: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELYpearl_o: ...I REALIZE ONLY LIKE SIX PEOPLE WILL GET WHY THIS IS BRILLIANT, BUT I WANT TO POST IT TO MY JOURNAL ANYWAYetben: heeeeeeeeeetben: YOUR KINK IS OKAY!(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
Tags:
now with extra torospawn
11/3/08 18:21bexless and I spent a while chatting this morning, and while still drugged with sappy schmoopiness from Jamia and Frank's wedding, we managed to outline the futurefic of my ridiculous, over the top, domestically joyful dreams.( Marriage and babies and barbeques )
Tags:
People who chat with me are really lucky, for real, because they are subject to my Very Exciting and Not At All Predictable Proclamations like this on a regular basis. I am subtle like Gerard Way, I swear. *BASHES YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH MY THOUGHTS*
pearl_o: Sheila, I really like Pete Wentz.
mimesere: he's pretty super
pearl_o: People who do not like him make me sad.
mimesere: they have no soul.
pearl_o: They probably hate puppies, too.
mimesere: *nods solemnly*
pearl_o: You know who does like puppies?
pearl_o: PETE WENTZ.
mimesere: pete wentz likes puppies A LOT
pearl_o: Pete Wentz likes puppies almost as much as he likes Patrick Stump. And also his mom.
mimesere: *giggle*
pearl_o: THAT IS LIKE HIS TOP THREE.
pearl_o: How can they hate somebody like that?
PETE WENTZ LOVES YOU, YOU GUYS. EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE KIND OF A DOUCHE. THAT JUST MAKES HIM LOVE YOU MORE. HE'S COOL LIKE THAT. ♥♥♥♥♥
pearl_o: Sheila, I really like Pete Wentz.mimesere: he's pretty superpearl_o: People who do not like him make me sad.mimesere: they have no soul.pearl_o: They probably hate puppies, too.mimesere: *nods solemnly*pearl_o: You know who does like puppies?pearl_o: PETE WENTZ.mimesere: pete wentz likes puppies A LOTpearl_o: Pete Wentz likes puppies almost as much as he likes Patrick Stump. And also his mom.mimesere: *giggle*pearl_o: THAT IS LIKE HIS TOP THREE.pearl_o: How can they hate somebody like that?
PETE WENTZ LOVES YOU, YOU GUYS. EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE KIND OF A DOUCHE. THAT JUST MAKES HIM LOVE YOU MORE. HE'S COOL LIKE THAT. ♥♥♥♥♥
Brutal honesty meme! I know all the reasons why this is stupid, but I can't help it anyway. Come say things about me anonymously.
Last nightshoemaster and I were chatting while she was reading mpreg fic and started getting really caught up in the specific details, and then this happened:
shoemaster: I do not remember how it went when I was born. sadly
pearl_o: in context, that makes it sound like you were an mpreg baby.
shoemaster: how do you know I wasn't?
pearl_o: because you would have mentioned it
pearl_o: many many times
shoemaster: maybe my mom knocked my dad up NEVERMIND STOPPING THIS THOUGHT TRAIN
pearl_o: and kalpurna probably would too
pearl_o: "WRITE MORE MPREG. IT HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND, IT COULD TOTALLY BE CANON."
(KALPURNA ILU BB. Also you being The MPREG Girl makes me feel better about how many people automatically associate me with Waycest.)
Last night
shoemaster and I were chatting while she was reading mpreg fic and started getting really caught up in the specific details, and then this happened:shoemaster: I do not remember how it went when I was born. sadlypearl_o: in context, that makes it sound like you were an mpreg baby.shoemaster: how do you know I wasn't?pearl_o: because you would have mentioned itpearl_o: many many timesshoemaster: maybe my mom knocked my dad up NEVERMIND STOPPING THIS THOUGHT TRAINpearl_o: and kalpurna probably would toopearl_o: "WRITE MORE MPREG. IT HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND, IT COULD TOTALLY BE CANON."(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
(KALPURNA ILU BB. Also you being The MPREG Girl makes me feel better about how many people automatically associate me with Waycest.)
I have nothing to add.
22/2/08 16:40fox1013: I meant to tell you! I am mad at your fandom. :(fox1013: I have adopted "Pete Wentz" as an adjective.pearl_o: ahahahahaha.fox1013: It means "incapable of acting convincingly even as oneself".pearl_o: I approve of this.pearl_o: Although adding something about loving jailbait wouldn't hurt.fox1013: It doesn't come up in as many situations, weirdly!pearl_o: .....you and I lead such VERY DIFFERENT LIVES.(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
Tags:
hi, i'm lame
15/2/08 17:441) Last night I had a dream where I was trying to decide whether or not to pimp Slings & Arrows to pre_emptive. This is a pretty hilarious topic for a dream in the first place, but what makes it even more awesome is the pro/con list I was making in my head to help me decide. The pro list was all stuff like "is completely awesome; really smart; kind of gay" and I was feeling good, but then I was suddenly "OH, but Jori's Jewish, so maybe not. It IS really Shakespeare-centric!"
Because apparently my subconscious finds the difference between Shakespeare and Roman Catholicism very confusing. I don't even know.
2) ( Bex and I talk about the Ways' childhood )
pre_emptive. This is a pretty hilarious topic for a dream in the first place, but what makes it even more awesome is the pro/con list I was making in my head to help me decide. The pro list was all stuff like "is completely awesome; really smart; kind of gay" and I was feeling good, but then I was suddenly "OH, but Jori's Jewish, so maybe not. It IS really Shakespeare-centric!"Because apparently my subconscious finds the difference between Shakespeare and Roman Catholicism very confusing. I don't even know.
2) ( Bex and I talk about the Ways' childhood )
Tags:
pearl_o: man, sometimes i save my files with really stupid names.pearl_o: I just was cleaning out my documents folder and was like "what the hell is group.rtf? Is that a school assignment?"pearl_o: And opened it up and like "ooooooooooooh yeah, hardcore foursome fucking!"OF COURSE. HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND.
monkeycrackmary has brought me to the realization that there should be way more fic involving young Gerard's writing of crappy fanfiction. You know why he can't judge Waycest, right? It's because he WROTE IT. (Fine, he didn't write Waycest. But you can't tell me he hasn't had any dirty thoughts on Luke and Leia. And he totally ships crazy space incest.)
In nine hours, I get a
speshope and you don't. I win.So I'm even sicker today and my sleep schedule is totally fucked up and tragic and I really wish I had someone with a car to take me out to the grocery store. But am I cranky? No. No, I am not. Do you know why? It is because it is impossible to be cranky when this exists in the world.
( Reposting a bunch here just because I feel a need to have them in my own space )
Ahahahahaha oh man. There is nothing like the fervent excitement of new canon, is there?
Here, have a conversation about Pete Wentz being a robot.
( I don't even know )
( Reposting a bunch here just because I feel a need to have them in my own space )
Ahahahahaha oh man. There is nothing like the fervent excitement of new canon, is there?
Here, have a conversation about Pete Wentz being a robot.
( I don't even know )
Tags:
