schmerica: (ellen page is my girlcrush)
Pearl-o ([personal profile] schmerica) wrote2008-02-24 08:18 pm
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pretty people in pretty clothes

Looking at red carpet pictures at IMDB:

+ I saw a couple pictures of Jessica Alba and was really taken aback, because usually she makes pretty good wardrobe choices, and this dress seemed kind of unflattering. Then like five minutes later I remembered that she is, like, six months pregnant. (They weren't full body pictures, but still.)

+ Viggo Mortenson looks like a 19th-century American president. I like it.

+ I have no idea who the fuck Javier Bardem is, but everytime his picture comes up I spend a second thinking it's Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

+ Amy Adams looks reall gorgeous, but my immediate reaction to *her* is always HAHAHAHA I REMEMBER YOU ON SMALLVILLE FATSUCKER.

+ Katie Heigl you're so preeeeeeeeetty. Excellent hair.

+ Is Anne Hathaway in fact the palest person in the world, or does it just seem that way because everyone else is orange?

+ Colin Farrell, as always, is scary and gross.

+ My hair looks better than Cameron Diaz's and I woke up from a nap ten minutes ago.

+ HI ELLEN PAGE. YOU ARE TINY AND I LOVE YOU. (She's not even looking interesting. I just love her anyway.)

+ Seth Rogen, I would totally do you. You look so fluffy!

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