return of ridiculous things i want to read

[schmerica]

1) GERARD IS A GIRL AND GEE AND LYN GO TO THE SAME ART SCHOOL AND THEY ARE LESBIANS AND START A BAND TOGETHER

2) SOME KIND OF FUSION WITH MCR AND RUNAWAYS (WHERE MCR IS KIDS/TEENAGERS)

3) AU SLAVEFIC WHERE GIRL!GERARD IS LIKE SOME IMPORTANT PERSON AND RAY IS A GIFT TO HER AND STUFF AND SHE IS ALL ~~~TORN OVER THE ETHICS OF OWNING SOMEBODY AND YET FALLING IN LOVE WITH RAY AND ALSO RAY GETS HER MARK TATTOOED ON HIM.

4) SILENT MOVIE AU

5) UNDERAGE WAYCEST WHERE THEY WATCH/LOOK AT PORN TOGETHER

6) CASH AND ALEX LYING IN A BED, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

7) LYN-Z/GERARD/BRIAN

8) MCR ARE TIME-TRAVELING SCIENTISTS/HISTORIANS/WHATEVER WHO GO BACK TO THE 1800S

9) PETE/MIKEY AU WHERE PETE DOES SOMEHOW-ENDEARING-YET-STALKERY THING FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS BEFORE MIKEY FINALLY AGREES TO GIVE HIM HIS NUMBER

10) MIKEY/FRANK/GABE EYEBALL RECORDS SHENANIGANS

11) PETE/MIKEY ----> PETE/MIKEY/GERARD

12) PETE/MIKEY SECRET MARRIAGES

Comments

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

why most you post all awesome ideas when I am ready to fall asleep and my brain cannot process the amazingness? and by the time I wake up, the conversation has moved on. my life, so hard.

that said, I would read quite a lot of these.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

4) SILENT MOVIE AU

My first thought is, if everything is silent, this would be a very short fic.

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

1. GIRL!GEE + LYNZ W/ A STRAP-ON + CHEAP, DIRTY BATHROOM + "C'MON BABY, C'MON, COME FOR ME, COME FOR ME, THAT'S IT, JUST LIKE THAT, YEAH, KEEP GOING, C'MON, BABY, KEEP GOING, FUCK" = WHAT I HAVE BEEN BEGGING FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS.

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

5) UNDERAGE WAYCEST WHERE THEY WATCH/LOOK AT PORN TOGETHER

If this crops up any time soon, trust me when I say I will blame it on you, because it will be ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT.

also \o/

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

I NEED 3 IN MY LIFE. I AM EVEN WILLING TO LOOK PAST THE TILDES FOR IT.

[lattara.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, I would read all of these so hard.

[cass404.livejournal.com]

9) PETE/MIKEY AU WHERE PETE DOES SOMEHOW-ENDEARING-YET-STALKERY THING FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS BEFORE MIKEY FINALLY AGREES TO GIVE HIM HIS NUMBER

This is one of the only pairings where this works for me but damn does it work for me with them. I would happily read the fuck out of this.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

IAWT3

[spilltoblue.livejournal.com]

I would read the hell out of 1, 3, and 5 so, SO hard. Although tbh I am more of a Mikey/Ray kind of girl than a Gerard/Ray girl, so 3 with Mikey/Ray is equally appealing to me.

A friend and I RPed some underage Waycest involving Mikey's first trip to a porn store and them subsequently watching porn together. It was pretty epically hot, ngl.

[idonthavefleas.livejournal.com]

1 + 7 Y/Y/Y/Y/Y/Y/Y/Y/Y/Y/Y--

Y.

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

I fully support 8, 9, and 12.

[greenet.livejournal.com]

I can has Runaways fusion? Gerard could be Nico!

[jamjar.livejournal.com]

I need so very badly the always-been-a-girl!Gabe/always-been-a-girl!Gerard fic. I can picture, so clearly, a party, maybe a club, Gee awkwardly against a wall, and Gabe talking to her, doing that thing where she's kind of blocking the rest of the club away, just by virtue of being too tall to see past, maybe leaning a little against the wall next to Gee. The rest of the club is noisy, distracting and Gee's had enough to drink that the wash of movement and sound makes her feel queasy, enough that she's kind of relieved when Gabe pulled her into this corner, with the nice wall she can lean against.

Gabe has this reputation, maybe, because Gabe makes for good gossip, and Gee doesn't pay attention to that kind of thing, except of course, everyone kind of does, because you hear things even if you choose to ignore it or call bullshit or whatever.

And maybe Gabe's trying to convince Gee to dance with her, and Gee's shaking her head and Gabe points out that Gee's brother did. Gee's shaking her head all, "I can't dance," and "I just look stupid," and "I don't want to be some guy's lesbian fantasy tonight, I don't really have the tits for it."

And Gabe's leaning in, all tall and pretty and focussed on her. "What about my lesbian fantasy? Why should I have to not-dance with a pretty girl just because some guy's gonna get his rocks off to it later."


Also re. 6), you may need to be a bit more specific. Not that there's a wrong answer exactly, but just for the sake of clarity.

I will also admit to the odd craving for 11, 10, 8, 7, 5 and (though I hadn't realised it before now) 3.

[farwing.livejournal.com]

7) LYN-Z/GERARD/BRIAN

Of all these things, this is the one that I neeed.

[wasoncedelight.livejournal.com]

I have totally RPed #1 with mcee, except we never got as far as them starting a band. We got a little caught up in all the ~sex. AS YOU DO.

Also! Somewhere in my room is a notebook page with a few sentences of #10. With bonus basement-dweller Gerard!

I'm going to finish something this weekend if it KILLS ME DEADEST. THIS IS MY DETERMINEDFACE. >:[

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

I WANT ALL OF THEM.

BUT 12 MAKES ME GIDDY!

[girlneedsagun.livejournal.com]

MIKEY/FRANK/GABE EYEBALL RECORDS SHENANIGANS
YES. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. ::grabby hands::

[reflectedeve.livejournal.com]

I now have this image of Karolina having really earnest conversations with bb!Gerard about queer (and alien!) rights (also, I know you said kids/teenagers AU, but aliens would so totally be welcome at MCR concerts; everyone can come there to belong, and maybe Nico could make her something to wear). Also of Molly and Bob hanging out together.

Also:
GERARD IS A GIRL AND GEE AND LYN GO TO THE SAME ART SCHOOL AND THEY ARE LESBIANS AND START A BAND TOGETHER

I want SO MUCH always-a-girl!Gerard/Lyn-Z. I had been thinking of one where Gerard's gender was the only fundamental difference (though obviously that would have an effect on the band's history), but this? With the art? (Art as a topic in fic . . . there needs to be more, it pushes my buttons so hard.)

[katienyc.livejournal.com]

10) MIKEY/FRANK/GABE EYEBALL RECORDS SHENANIGANS

ughhhhhhhh, I want this SO BAD. Why aren't people writing Jersey-scene fic for me? Mikey Way was a scene queen! Frank was in a band! And Gabe was Gabe! It's the perfect recipe for shenanigans.

[daybreak25.livejournal.com]

THINGS I WANT PEOPLE TO WRITE:

1-11

GET ON IT FOLKS. (lyn-z!) D:>

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Erica! I totally had a half-awake dream during my 20 hours of wakeful traveling in which I wrote you this awesome, epic Mikey/Pete story. I do not remember what it was about besides the Summer of Like though, :(.

[forgotnsuitcase.livejournal.com]

10 and 12 should exist, but i would really really write 4. :\ i only write aus, aparently! haha.

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

3) AU SLAVEFIC WHERE GIRL!GERARD IS LIKE SOME IMPORTANT PERSON AND RAY IS A GIFT TO HER AND STUFF AND SHE IS ALL ~~~TORN OVER THE ETHICS OF OWNING SOMEBODY AND YET FALLING IN LOVE WITH RAY AND ALSO RAY GETS HER MARK TATTOOED ON HIM.

WHY IS THERE NO FUSS ABOUT THIS ONE YET?

I've been cheerleading/plotting with rawkenr0ll and her new writing project- Slave AU fic. Mikey is Alicia's, Gerard is Lyn-Z BUT SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM OMG, Pete owns Gabe and gets Ryan to train because Gabe is getting to compliant and Pete is a sadist (WITH PETE/ASHLEE), ummmmm, check her journal for snippets.

[onneonlights.livejournal.com]

PETE/MIKEY ----> PETE/MIKEY/GERARD

OH HEY, I'M ACTUALLY WRITING THIS :D

just dropping by to say

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

RE 2: PATRICK STUMP AS GERT