return of ridiculous things i want to read

[schmerica]

1) GERARD IS A GIRL AND GEE AND LYN GO TO THE SAME ART SCHOOL AND THEY ARE LESBIANS AND START A BAND TOGETHER

2) SOME KIND OF FUSION WITH MCR AND RUNAWAYS (WHERE MCR IS KIDS/TEENAGERS)

3) AU SLAVEFIC WHERE GIRL!GERARD IS LIKE SOME IMPORTANT PERSON AND RAY IS A GIFT TO HER AND STUFF AND SHE IS ALL ~~~TORN OVER THE ETHICS OF OWNING SOMEBODY AND YET FALLING IN LOVE WITH RAY AND ALSO RAY GETS HER MARK TATTOOED ON HIM.

4) SILENT MOVIE AU

5) UNDERAGE WAYCEST WHERE THEY WATCH/LOOK AT PORN TOGETHER

6) CASH AND ALEX LYING IN A BED, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

7) LYN-Z/GERARD/BRIAN

8) MCR ARE TIME-TRAVELING SCIENTISTS/HISTORIANS/WHATEVER WHO GO BACK TO THE 1800S

9) PETE/MIKEY AU WHERE PETE DOES SOMEHOW-ENDEARING-YET-STALKERY THING FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS BEFORE MIKEY FINALLY AGREES TO GIVE HIM HIS NUMBER

10) MIKEY/FRANK/GABE EYEBALL RECORDS SHENANIGANS

11) PETE/MIKEY ----> PETE/MIKEY/GERARD

12) PETE/MIKEY SECRET MARRIAGES

Comments

[jamjar.livejournal.com]

I need so very badly the always-been-a-girl!Gabe/always-been-a-girl!Gerard fic. I can picture, so clearly, a party, maybe a club, Gee awkwardly against a wall, and Gabe talking to her, doing that thing where she's kind of blocking the rest of the club away, just by virtue of being too tall to see past, maybe leaning a little against the wall next to Gee. The rest of the club is noisy, distracting and Gee's had enough to drink that the wash of movement and sound makes her feel queasy, enough that she's kind of relieved when Gabe pulled her into this corner, with the nice wall she can lean against.

Gabe has this reputation, maybe, because Gabe makes for good gossip, and Gee doesn't pay attention to that kind of thing, except of course, everyone kind of does, because you hear things even if you choose to ignore it or call bullshit or whatever.

And maybe Gabe's trying to convince Gee to dance with her, and Gee's shaking her head and Gabe points out that Gee's brother did. Gee's shaking her head all, "I can't dance," and "I just look stupid," and "I don't want to be some guy's lesbian fantasy tonight, I don't really have the tits for it."

And Gabe's leaning in, all tall and pretty and focussed on her. "What about my lesbian fantasy? Why should I have to not-dance with a pretty girl just because some guy's gonna get his rocks off to it later."


Also re. 6), you may need to be a bit more specific. Not that there's a wrong answer exactly, but just for the sake of clarity.

I will also admit to the odd craving for 11, 10, 8, 7, 5 and (though I hadn't realised it before now) 3.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oooooh. I didn't know I wanted girl!Gee/girl!Gabe until JUST NOW.