I have no explanation!

[schmerica]

Ahahaha, so I mentioned this to someone the other day as an example of how obsessed I am with bandom right now, that I just want to read and talk about it all the time, even with completely stupid things ... but now I actually WANT TO KNOW.

SO! Your assignment if you choose to accept it:

EVERYONE IN BANDOM IS A PET IN A PET STORE. (Go with it.) Tell me what species and breed each person would be!

Pictures in the comments are HIGHLY encouraged. Would Mikeyway be a sleek shorthair domestic cat? Would Ryan Ross be one of these incredibly high-strung and kind of mean lap dogs with really fluffy fur? Would Pete Wentz look JUST LIKE Hemmy?

Comments

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

I feel like Gerard is a cat, but do they come in fuzzier than short hair but not long haired? Frank is an over excited puppy. Ryland is a bird of some kind. Gabe is a snake that likes to slither down your shirt or up your pantleg.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aww, Gabe would make an awesome snake!

Medium hair kittens (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=medium+hair+cats&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi)?

What kind of puppy do you think Frank would be? One of those lovable raggedy mutts with one ear that points up and one ear that points down?

(I think Bob might be a german shepherd.)