I have no explanation!

[schmerica]

Ahahaha, so I mentioned this to someone the other day as an example of how obsessed I am with bandom right now, that I just want to read and talk about it all the time, even with completely stupid things ... but now I actually WANT TO KNOW.

SO! Your assignment if you choose to accept it:

EVERYONE IN BANDOM IS A PET IN A PET STORE. (Go with it.) Tell me what species and breed each person would be!

Pictures in the comments are HIGHLY encouraged. Would Mikeyway be a sleek shorthair domestic cat? Would Ryan Ross be one of these incredibly high-strung and kind of mean lap dogs with really fluffy fur? Would Pete Wentz look JUST LIKE Hemmy?

Comments

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

I feel like Gerard is a cat, but do they come in fuzzier than short hair but not long haired? Frank is an over excited puppy. Ryland is a bird of some kind. Gabe is a snake that likes to slither down your shirt or up your pantleg.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aww, Gabe would make an awesome snake!

Medium hair kittens (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=medium+hair+cats&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi)?

What kind of puppy do you think Frank would be? One of those lovable raggedy mutts with one ear that points up and one ear that points down?

(I think Bob might be a german shepherd.)

[llassah.livejournal.com]

Gerard is a turtle...like that turtle off finding nemo? A really cute one. That or a cat...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I wanted to make a reply about curling up with Gerard in my lap, but anyway I do it seems to come off dirty.

[llassah.livejournal.com]

it's a dilemma- any reference to stroking his shell or his fur makes you both sound kind of like furries...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

And if there is one thing bandom doesn't need more of, it's furries!

[lovelypoet.livejournal.com]

William Becket is a fluffy kitten with delusions of being a tiger. Which... really. Not a stretch.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, perfect. With all the stretching and pouncing. He's fierce!

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

Bob Bryar is a rottweiler. TRUFAX!

See, he's all gruff and huge and kind of scary, but when you get to know him he's sweet and playful and really quite loyal and adorable. Not that I have thought about this. Before.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AWWW BOB. I give this a big thumbs up.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

I'm just seeing all of Panic being three kittens curled up on top of a big fluffy Brendon-dog. Because really. Jon Walker is a friendly tabby cat, Spencer is the bitchiest fluffiest kitten you'll ever see in your life, and Ryan is a Siamese. And then there's Brendon, the golden retriever who jumps on you and licks your face and doesn't really mind that he ends up with three cats piled on him most of the time.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Okay, you are hitting LOW in your quest to make me think Panic is adorable, you really are.