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In which Gerard takes his little brother under his wing
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lordessrenegade and I were talking more about my Waycest thoughts from the other day, but the comment thread was in a locked entry, so I wanted to repost the conversation here, because I think some people (*cough*pre_emptive*cough*) would find it interesting. okay!
Jai: Also jerking off lessions. Because god, Gerard would be so AWKWARD. *draws hearts around them.*
Me: SO AWKWARD AND YET HE WANTS TO HELP! IF HE DOES IT WRONG HE COULD SCREW UP MIKEY'S DEVELOPMENT FOREVER, YOU KNOW.
Jai: HE COULD AND IT WOULD BE TRAUMATIC.
And Mikey is all NO REALLY YOU DON'T NEED TO HELP I'M FINE, but Gerard just gives him Older Brother Face and he shuts up.
Me: ahahaha, I don't know, I think Mikey might be sincerely curious! He probably brought it up first, awkwardly, and then Gerard RAN with it, and now he kind of wishes he hadn't said anything.
Jai: ahahahahaha oh my god yes.
oh GERARD.
and Mikey's just getting progressively more and more o.0
Me: GERARD TAKES HIS BIG BROTHER RESPONSIBILITIES VERY VERY SERIOUSLY INDEED. MIKEY KIND OF WANTS TO GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH HIS STAR WARS TOYS.
Jai: THEN HE THINKS ABOUT GERARD POSSIBLY USING THEM AS A DEMONSTRATION AND DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO DO THAT ANYMORE.
Me: POOR MIKEY HE HAD NO IDEA GROWING UP WAS SO COMPLICATED
lordessrenegade and I were talking more about my Waycest thoughts from the other day, but the comment thread was in a locked entry, so I wanted to repost the conversation here, because I think some people (*cough*pre_emptive*cough*) would find it interesting. okay!Jai: Also jerking off lessions. Because god, Gerard would be so AWKWARD. *draws hearts around them.*
Me: SO AWKWARD AND YET HE WANTS TO HELP! IF HE DOES IT WRONG HE COULD SCREW UP MIKEY'S DEVELOPMENT FOREVER, YOU KNOW.
Jai: HE COULD AND IT WOULD BE TRAUMATIC.
And Mikey is all NO REALLY YOU DON'T NEED TO HELP I'M FINE, but Gerard just gives him Older Brother Face and he shuts up.
Me: ahahaha, I don't know, I think Mikey might be sincerely curious! He probably brought it up first, awkwardly, and then Gerard RAN with it, and now he kind of wishes he hadn't said anything.
Jai: ahahahahaha oh my god yes.
oh GERARD.
and Mikey's just getting progressively more and more o.0
Me: GERARD TAKES HIS BIG BROTHER RESPONSIBILITIES VERY VERY SERIOUSLY INDEED. MIKEY KIND OF WANTS TO GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH HIS STAR WARS TOYS.
Jai: THEN HE THINKS ABOUT GERARD POSSIBLY USING THEM AS A DEMONSTRATION AND DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO DO THAT ANYMORE.
Me: POOR MIKEY HE HAD NO IDEA GROWING UP WAS SO COMPLICATED
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Hahahahahaha oh my godddddd amazing XD
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<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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*does not try to combine your two niches in this instance*
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It would be even funnier if it was a girl -- "See, Mikey, this is the clitoris. It's really important!" -- but I can't imagine any girl agreeing to it.
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(I'm totally stuck on Gerard trying to find the clit for Mikey, by the way. HE READ FEMINIST LITERATURE, OKAY, IT'S IMPORtANT. *facepalm*)
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Girl: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
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"And, um. These are breasts? Breasts are nice, Mikey. You can, like. Touch them? And stuff?"
(I am also having weird flashbacks to the Sex Ed scene in Monty Python's Meaning of Life.)
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