In which Gerard takes his little brother under his wing

[schmerica]

So lordessrenegade and I were talking more about my Waycest thoughts from the other day, but the comment thread was in a locked entry, so I wanted to repost the conversation here, because I think some people (*cough*pre_emptive*cough*) would find it interesting. okay!

Jai: Also jerking off lessions. Because god, Gerard would be so AWKWARD. *draws hearts around them.*

Me: SO AWKWARD AND YET HE WANTS TO HELP! IF HE DOES IT WRONG HE COULD SCREW UP MIKEY'S DEVELOPMENT FOREVER, YOU KNOW.

Jai: HE COULD AND IT WOULD BE TRAUMATIC.

And Mikey is all NO REALLY YOU DON'T NEED TO HELP I'M FINE, but Gerard just gives him Older Brother Face and he shuts up.

Me: ahahaha, I don't know, I think Mikey might be sincerely curious! He probably brought it up first, awkwardly, and then Gerard RAN with it, and now he kind of wishes he hadn't said anything.

Jai: ahahahahaha oh my god yes.

oh GERARD.

and Mikey's just getting progressively more and more o.0

Me: GERARD TAKES HIS BIG BROTHER RESPONSIBILITIES VERY VERY SERIOUSLY INDEED. MIKEY KIND OF WANTS TO GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH HIS STAR WARS TOYS.

Jai: THEN HE THINKS ABOUT GERARD POSSIBLY USING THEM AS A DEMONSTRATION AND DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO DO THAT ANYMORE.

Me: POOR MIKEY HE HAD NO IDEA GROWING UP WAS SO COMPLICATED

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The girl mostly agreed to this because she thought Gerard was gay. HE HAS NOT DONE MUCH TO CONVINCE HER OTHERWISE.