this includes those of you not actually in bandom

[schmerica]

Dear everyone who has done the "tell me what you would make me write!" meme, here are my answers to every single one of you:

i. Pete/Mikey AUs
ii. Underage (bandom) blowjobs of any kind [and actually, to amend this, really, any underage sex. Nervous make-outs, and first time handjobs, and hands in new places, and just. All of it. Yes.]
iii. Any and all use of Schechter

(When I told pre_emptive this list, she said "Pete/Mikey HSAU where they give Schechter blowjobs?"

pre_emptive is kind of an evil tease, you guys. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T EXIST IN MY LIFE UNTIL SHE BROUGHT IT UP. Whatever, man.)

Work lost my last paycheck and I had to call the regional HR line and cancel the check and get them to send me a new one and it's going to take foreeeeeever and I really need that measly sixty dollars, okay, please give it to me NOW.

I feel like listening to the song "Umbrella" on repeat. Unfortunately I only have Mandy Moore's cover, and not the original. Anybody feel like sharing?

I don't know, I'm in a weird mood. Here, have a picture of Bob and girl!Gerard looking stupid:



Shut up, that's SCREAMING how in love they are. Hee.

Tell something awesome, my darlings?

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You know, you say things like that, and then you get UPSET when I think "PEDO" or "TRANNIES" or "INCEST" and think straight of you!

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M NOT RECOGNIZED FOR MY TRUE PASSION: NECROPHILIA

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU = MISUNDERSTOOD

:(