this includes those of you not actually in bandom

[schmerica]

Dear everyone who has done the "tell me what you would make me write!" meme, here are my answers to every single one of you:

i. Pete/Mikey AUs
ii. Underage (bandom) blowjobs of any kind [and actually, to amend this, really, any underage sex. Nervous make-outs, and first time handjobs, and hands in new places, and just. All of it. Yes.]
iii. Any and all use of Schechter

(When I told pre_emptive this list, she said "Pete/Mikey HSAU where they give Schechter blowjobs?"

pre_emptive is kind of an evil tease, you guys. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T EXIST IN MY LIFE UNTIL SHE BROUGHT IT UP. Whatever, man.)

Work lost my last paycheck and I had to call the regional HR line and cancel the check and get them to send me a new one and it's going to take foreeeeeever and I really need that measly sixty dollars, okay, please give it to me NOW.

I feel like listening to the song "Umbrella" on repeat. Unfortunately I only have Mandy Moore's cover, and not the original. Anybody feel like sharing?

I don't know, I'm in a weird mood. Here, have a picture of Bob and girl!Gerard looking stupid:



Shut up, that's SCREAMING how in love they are. Hee.

Tell something awesome, my darlings?

Comments

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

Umbrella (http://www.sendspace.com/file/tvekck)

Something awesome: JANUARY SECOND

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Thank you, darling!

PATRICK STUMP (POSSIBLE) MURDERER WITH NO HAT!!!

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Something awesome? This boy (http://buzznet-62.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/lifeandeath/default/mychemicalromance--large-msg-119826898105.jpg) exists. So does this one (http://buzznet-46.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/millieann282000/default/Mikey_Way--large-msg-119742537517.jpg).

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS.

*flaily hands*

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

I UNIRONICALLY LOVE THEM SO MUCH. IT WOULD BE SAD IF THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME SO DAMN HAPPY.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ME TOOOOOOOOOOO

[audrarose.livejournal.com]

omg, MIKEY. Just.

I love them both.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha at that first picture hellochicago looked over and went "Oh my god, I thought that was a picture of The Crow!"

[jukeboxromeo.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T EXIST IN MY LIFE UNTIL SHE BROUGHT IT UP.

I feel like I say that every other day in this fandom. IT'S AWESOME.

Also, something else awesome: I got my first tattoo today, and it didn't even hurt that much! \o/

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude, that's AWESOME! I really want to get a tattoo, but I'm still too afraid to do it -- my pain tolerance is freakishly low. And how do you know how much it's going to hurt until you're actually doing it? (Also I am broke.)

[jukeboxromeo.livejournal.com]

I was really worried about the pain thing, but I did like, A TON of research and the general consensus seemed to either be:

a) Yes, it hurts, but it's not unbearable.
b) It doesn't hurt as much as you think it will.

And now that I've actually gotten it done, I can say that both of those are actually true. My tattooist was really nice when I told him it was my first tattoo, and he started with some of the smaller lines first so I could get used to it.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

b) is untrue if it's a rib tattoo. I went in expecting it to hurt like a bitch and it hurt like multiple bitches :D


YMMV!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SO APPARENTLY I AM NEVER GETTING A RIB TATTOO, AWESOME

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

WELL I LOVE MINE AND I WOULD TOTALLY GET MORE


MAYBE


IF I HAD SOME XANAX AND SOMEONE TO CLING TO

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*cuddles*

[audrarose.livejournal.com]

Pete/Mikey AU's, YES. Long ones. With lots and lots of smut. *crossesfingers*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I don't even need really long ones! Even short and sweet does it for me! I just want mooooooooore.

[audrarose.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd take short and awesome, too. Where there is pining, preferably.

(I've been in bandom for a grand total of about three months, now, so I keep thinking there must be some big cache of awesome mikey/pete fic hidden away somewhere and I just haven't FOUND it yet. Have you? *hopes*)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Not that I have found! My source has only been checking delicious every other day for the pete/mikey tag, though.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

PINING. I LOVE PINING.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AND YEEEEEEEEEEARNING. DON'T FORGET THE YEARNING

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

WHERE IS THE UST IN THIS FANDOM YOU GUYS .____.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...For some reason this is making me want lots of 19th century AUs. Where they're married to other people and the HUGE CLIMAX is when one person takes off their glove and the other person TOUCHES THEIR BARE HAND OMG.

EXTRA POINTS FOR LOVE LETTERS WRITTEN OVER AN ABSURDLY LONG PERIOD

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

LIKE. PETE AND MIKEY ARE IN LOVE! BUT PETE IS ALREADY PROMISED TO SOMEBODY AND MIKEY DOESN'T HAVE ANY MONEY ANYWAY SO THEY CAN NEVER BE. SO MIKEY IS GOING OFF TO, LIKE, INDIA OR CRAP TO SEEK HIS FORTUNE. AND HE GOES AND CALLS ON PETE ONE LAST TIME IN HIS PARLOR AND THEY STAND IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW AND THEY ARE BOTH THINKING ABOUT THINGS THEY CAN'T SAY AND IT'S ALL FRAUGHT AND MIKEY SAYS, "PETE..." AND PETE SHUSHES HIM WITH ONE FINGER ON HIS MOUTH. AND MIKEY TAKES PETE'S HAND IN HIS AND SLOWLY SLOWLY PEELS OFF HIS GLOVE, AND THEN BRINGS PETE'S HAND UP TO HIS FACE AND PLACES ONE KISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PALM. AND PETE LETS OUT A LOW SIGH AND HE AND MIKEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER FOR A LONG MOMENT, AND THEN MIKEY LETS GO OF PETE'S HAND, AND TAKES A STEP BACK, AND PUTS THE GLOVE INTO HIS COAT POCKET AND LEAVES.

AND HE KEEPS THE GLOVE THE WHOLE TIME HE IS IN INDIA. AND THEY WRITE LOVE LETTERS TO EACH OTHER WHICH THEY ARE BOTH AFRAID TO SEND BUT WHICH THEY KEEP ANYWAY. AND PETE HAS A BIG SOCIETY WEDDING WITH HIS BETROTHED AND MIKEY MAKES HIS FORTUNE AND THEN FIVE YEARS LATER MIKEY COMES BACK TO ENGLAND AND THE FIRST TIME THEY SEE EACH OTHER IS IN SOCIETY, AT A PARTY, WHERE NEITHER ONE KNEW THE OTHER WOULD BE THERE.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I read that as "Pete has a big society wedding with his brother," and I was like really, tell me more?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You know, you say things like that, and then you get UPSET when I think "PEDO" or "TRANNIES" or "INCEST" and think straight of you!

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M NOT RECOGNIZED FOR MY TRUE PASSION: NECROPHILIA

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU = MISUNDERSTOOD

:(

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

As soon as I get the wing!fic done, I should be able to help you out with the uh, the... ahem. Number 2 on yer list, right there. It'd be Spencer/Ryan, though! Does that work for you?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ryan/Spencer isn't a pairing I seek out specifically, but my love for this trope is pretty much all pervasive. YAY.

(I haven't commented to you on the wingfic, I don't think, but it's completely awesome! I think I was waiting for it to be finished, probably. But yes! It's giving me great joy!)

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Heh, I feel the same way about it. I wasn't into Pete/Mikey until "The Holly Golightly Club," yo. UNDERAGED FUMBLING, OKAY?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*SIGH* Underage fumbling for the WIN.

[bunnymcfoo.livejournal.com]

i dunno about pearl, but dude, i now want your spencer/ryan like i want AIR. like, the universe does not provide me with NEARLY as much spencer/ryan as i would like. D: woe.

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

INORITE??? They've known each other forever! They grew up together! All those years of adolescence, sharing their dreams when Ryan had no one else to share them with! Spencer was there for Ryan's father and the rest of Ryan's fucked-up young life!

Ahem. FYI, I mentally call this the Spencer/Ryan Angst Fic of DOOM. It's all about Ryan Ross' pain, okay? Okay.

[bunnymcfoo.livejournal.com]

Dude, I approve of this plan. I mean, I love a happy ending, but Ryro angsts so damn pretty!


And dude, like. Okay, I love panic! fic like, a lot, but I've got a few problems with it. Like, Brendon? Has gone through a lot of shit. I seriously doubt if he's constantly a spastic little howler monkey hyped up on fairydust and rainbows. Spencer/Ryan? Has the potential to be hotter than hot, but not nearly enough people write it well. Annnd finally, not enough people write good bandsmush, also known as GSF, I think. (And what the fuck does GSF stand for anyway?)

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Group Sex Fic, I believe. I've seen a few good ones in that vein, but far too few S/Rs. Seriously! THEY GREW UP TOGETHER. SPENCER LIES ON A COUCH AND RESTS HIS HEAD ON RYAN'S CROTCH. HELLO???

[bunnymcfoo.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* okay, that makes sense. Hi, I'm Bunny, and I swear this isn't my first fandom.


EXACTLY. DUDE. okay, have you read We Can Live Like This (http://longtime-lurker.livejournal.com/2730.html) yet? I think it might be my favorite right now.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I always think of it as Group Slut Fic, for some reason.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Because it is :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

TRUFAX

[(Anonymous)]

if you haven't heard/got it yet you might enjoy this Gway - umbrella (http://www.sendspace.com/file/lpb0it)