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seriously: coming on gee's face. get on it, fandom!

I have officially gotten more feedback on my 800 words of total utter sap about Ray/Gerard than anything else I have written in my entire six years in fandom. Awwww, bandom! You are so spoiling me for any other fandom ever.

Also on the subject of Ray/Gerard, I just got into a discussion with

mimesere about how depressing it that, like, most of the stuff in the pairing is badfic featuring ABUSIVE ASSHOLES with rape and emotional trauma. (Sheila: RAY and GERARD? REALLY? because. seriously, erica, an 8 year old girl in a tutu with a unicorn charm bracelet is more likely to be an abusive asshole than those guys.) This dicussion has evolved inti us picspamming each other with Ray and Gerard being adorable ridiculous boyfriends, though, so it all works out in the end.

Randomly, I am totally in the mood to read stories about Gerard and oral. Especially dudes coming on Gee's face. Or him being kind of crappy at going down on girls. But he gets better!

Here is a picture that I am sort of in love with at the moment, just because every single person but Mikey looks like they're about to crack up. Whereas Mikey just looks ... exactly the same as he always looks.

Thought: Mikeyway is a ho. Is this reflected in his wardrobe? Sexy grinding with Gabe + Midtown hoodie; Summer of Like shenanigans with Pete + Clan merchandise, etc. More research needed!

I'm going to go back to my Georgette Heyer now, despite knowing for a fact that nobody will be coming on anybody's face. :(

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Mikey's eyebrow is sort of my favorite thing ever.

Bob's smothering a laugh smile is so damn cute. And I think Mikey looks amused in this one! Or at least sort of...alert?

I love Ray/Gerard, but I have trouble writing about them because they'd just...talk about their feelings! And bolster each other's self esteem! Where's the angst?

(Okay, I don't really care, because they are PRECIOUS.)

That *is* Mikey's "about to crack up" face. :-D You have to look close. It's around his eyes and the very very corner of his mouth in the way it's juuuuuust quirked up.

There really needs to be more fic about Gerard being bad in bed, just in general. I mean, I think he'd really be all about getting the other person off, he just...might not know how. And I'm convinced he has some hangups about sex, or maybe just his body from when he was still chubby, so he'd be really encouraging about his partner's kinks and encourage them to be more confident, and at the same time be completely lacking in confidence.

And that look is the Mikeyway look of general AWESOMENESS. Because Mikeyway is awesome.

Mikey probably just pulled off one of those incredibly dry, incredibly geeky jokes and the entire rest of the band is trying not to die of laughing. Oh, Mikey.

I love Ray/Gerard, but I have trouble writing about them because they'd just...talk about their feelings! And bolster each other's self esteem! Where's the angst?

Ahahahahaha, TOTALLY. That is pretty much exactly what I said about them in another post -- They are my pairing of Two Really Incredibly Nice Boys Who Love Each Other Without Any Sacrasm Or Really Any Edginess To Cut the Sap Whatsoever. In all fairness, it should be unbearable, but no. It's still pretty much just precious.

I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT BUT I DO NOT WANT THEM TO STOP.

Ahahahaha. He does wear it beautifully.

Heeeeee. Obviously I need more practice in my Mikeyway interpretation. This will require hours of further study! Oh, DARN.

Seriously? Abusive Ray/Gerard? But they're like.... made of sunshine and puppies and cuddles and stuff.

And Mikeyway- how are you so.... hotawesomehilarious? And he likes to match the people likes! Which is deeply awesome, and there is probably just items of clothing floating around the MCR tourbus that no one knows *who* owns any more, because they all steal them at will. Possession is nine tenths of the law, after all.

Also, Hi again. Feel free to tell me to butt out.

You are clearly not reading the right period romances.

...well, now I want to write this. Godfuckingdamnit.

Ahahahahaha. I have plenty of romance novels with dirty dirty Regency sex, dude! It's just I'm pretty sure Heyer stays, you know, family friendly.

I have plenty of romance novels with dirty dirty Regency sex, dude!

Uh, which begs the question, why have you not named names? Unless you have and I missed it somewhere along the line, in which case, clearly it's time for another list.

Also: lulz at attempts to make any of those boys abusive. ♥ I could beat one of them up. I could beat them all up at once! I mean, I wouldn't, but that is how not-threatening they are. They are adorable emo kittens! The most scary thing they will do is nuzzle you, and possibly be too hot on your legs if they fall asleep draped over you for cuddles. Although if you have sensitive skin, those kitten tongues can be like freaking sandpaper. THEY WILL TOTES NUZZLE YOU TO DEATH, OKAY.

I'm not sure what I'm talking about anymore; I took some migraine medicine with codeine in awhile back and I think it's starting to kick in. \o/

(...Gerard totally looks like he could potentially nuzzle someone to death, though. BE CAREFUL LYN. D:)

...Abusive Ray or abusive Gerard?
;_______;

If it exists, the fic where they are both teenage girls and hate each other and love each other and write in their diaries with scented pencils about how much the other one sucks and rocks, and then swap friendship bracelets, that fic?
And then they go and ride ponies? And hold hands?

That fic is more IC than abusive arsehole! either of them.

I would read eight million stories on the topic, I won't lie.

I think it's just a side effect of the relative rarity, you know? If your sample size is small enough, your outliers will screw you the fuck up, man.

Ahahaha. It's not like any of them probably are all that eager to claim possession of any of the clothes, anyway. The stink!

There is a surprising amount of Ray the Rapist, to be honest.

Also, I would TOTALLY READ THAT. Ahahahaha. Gerard writes MR AND MR RAY TORO n his notebook.

Man, you know, I don't read romance novels to get off, because the porn doesn't really do it for me there, so it's hard to think of ones, even though 95% of what I read does have explicit sex. Like, I can't think of a single Laura Kinsale or JUlia Quinn sex scene off the top of my head. I think Judith Ivory and Loretta Chase tend to at least go in interesting directions with theirs, though.

Also: lulz at attempts to make any of those boys abusive. ♥ I could beat one of them up. I could beat them all up at once! I mean, I wouldn't, but that is how not-threatening they are. They are adorable emo kittens! The most scary thing they will do is nuzzle you, and possibly be too hot on your legs if they fall asleep draped over you for cuddles. Although if you have sensitive skin, those kitten tongues can be like freaking sandpaper. THEY WILL TOTES NUZZLE YOU TO DEATH, OKAY.

Ahahahahahaha I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DUDE FOR SERIOUS.

Although, actually, i think Frank could totally fuck your shit up. I mean, he WOULDN'T. But he could! Probably.

Re: Gerard nuzzling people to death--

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The fact that Mikey survived to adulthood AMAZES me.

There needs to be more Ray/Gerard schmoop. To balance the ratios. And- Australia Says No, Ray&Gerard! Uh. Please excuse the utterly feeble joke there- the government here runs anti-rape/domestic violence ads on the TV, and they're kind of.... lame and pretentious.

Ahahaha the Wayfunk. And the occasional bouts of "I saw it move last night. It liiiiives!"

I READ A FIC WHERE RAY WAS AN ABUSIVE SOCIOPATH WITH A MONSTER COCK WHO RAPED GERARD IN PRISON AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

I READ THAT STORY TOO

AND THEN THE ONE BY THE SAME AUTHOR WHERE GERARD HATES FRANK AND MIKEY FOR HAVING SEX SO HE BECOMES A HUGE ASSHOLE AND TEASES RAY UNTIL RAY CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AND DATE RAPES HIM

OOOH, I DIDN'T READ THAT ONE. I WAS SO ANNOYED WHEN THE PRISON FIC BECAME GERARD/BOB, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. IT WAS ALL, RAY GRABBED HIS MONSTER COCK AND CACKLED VILLAINOUSLY!

MY FAVORITE BADFIC THOUGH IS STILL THE GERARD/MIKEY ONE WHERE GERARD IS A GHOST AND MAKES MIKEY EAT RAY'S REMAINS.

I KNOW DUDE SERIOUSLY. NON-CON IS ONLY SEXY IF THE DUDE ENDS UP LIKING IT DESPITE HIMSELF AND THERE IS ~~CONFLICT~~ AND ~~EMOTIONS~~. IF IT'S JUST LIKE "AND THEN RAY FUCKED GERARD. GERARD CRIED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. THEN RAY RAPED HIM AGAIN. GERARD CRIED SOME MORE" -- WHAT'S THE POINT, MAN?

I HAVE ALSO READ RAY/GERARD FIC WHERE RAY SLAPS GERARD AROUND SOME AND CALLS HIM A WHORE, THOUGH. AND THEN GERARD GOES OFF AND HAS SEX WITH A HORSE. SO.

A UNICORN WOULD BE MORE IC, WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. GERARD COULD PRETEND IT WAS MIKEY.

ALSO, Y WRT: NON-CON. I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE DUBCON A LOT AND WOULD TOTES READ RAY/GERARD PRISON DUBCON.

DUDE BUT THEN IT WOULD BE INCEST AND THAT'S GROSS D:

I LIKE DUBCON A LOT IN THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES BUT THAT WAS LIKE, WAY TO TKE OUT EVERY INTERESTING ELEMENT OF THE KINK AND MAKE IT BORING

(UH I SHOULD PROBABLY FEEL BAD WE ARE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION IN AN UNLOCKED POST)

I WOULD READ THAT IF YOU WROTE IT BUT I WOULD TOTALLY RATHER HAVE RAY/MIKEY PRISON DUBCON

VERY TRUE, THAT FIC WAS KIND OF BAD

(ME TOO BUT I AM GRUDGEY AND CAN HAVE NO REMORSE)

OH GOD ME TOO. MIKEY NEEDS SOMEONE TO PROTECT HIM, IT'S HARD IN THERE FOR A SKINNY LITTLE LESBIAN-LOOKING GUY

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