seriously: coming on gee's face. get on it, fandom!

[schmerica]

I have officially gotten more feedback on my 800 words of total utter sap about Ray/Gerard than anything else I have written in my entire six years in fandom. Awwww, bandom! You are so spoiling me for any other fandom ever.

Also on the subject of Ray/Gerard, I just got into a discussion with mimesere about how depressing it that, like, most of the stuff in the pairing is badfic featuring ABUSIVE ASSHOLES with rape and emotional trauma. (Sheila: RAY and GERARD? REALLY? because. seriously, erica, an 8 year old girl in a tutu with a unicorn charm bracelet is more likely to be an abusive asshole than those guys.) This dicussion has evolved inti us picspamming each other with Ray and Gerard being adorable ridiculous boyfriends, though, so it all works out in the end.

Randomly, I am totally in the mood to read stories about Gerard and oral. Especially dudes coming on Gee's face. Or him being kind of crappy at going down on girls. But he gets better!

Here is a picture that I am sort of in love with at the moment, just because every single person but Mikey looks like they're about to crack up. Whereas Mikey just looks ... exactly the same as he always looks.



Thought: Mikeyway is a ho. Is this reflected in his wardrobe? Sexy grinding with Gabe + Midtown hoodie; Summer of Like shenanigans with Pete + Clan merchandise, etc. More research needed!

I'm going to go back to my Georgette Heyer now, despite knowing for a fact that nobody will be coming on anybody's face. :(

Comments

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Mikey's eyebrow is sort of my favorite thing ever.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. He does wear it beautifully.

[sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com]

Bob's smothering a laugh smile is so damn cute. And I think Mikey looks amused in this one! Or at least sort of...alert?

I love Ray/Gerard, but I have trouble writing about them because they'd just...talk about their feelings! And bolster each other's self esteem! Where's the angst?

(Okay, I don't really care, because they are PRECIOUS.)

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

Mikey probably just pulled off one of those incredibly dry, incredibly geeky jokes and the entire rest of the band is trying not to die of laughing. Oh, Mikey.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I love Ray/Gerard, but I have trouble writing about them because they'd just...talk about their feelings! And bolster each other's self esteem! Where's the angst?

Ahahahahaha, TOTALLY. That is pretty much exactly what I said about them in another post -- They are my pairing of Two Really Incredibly Nice Boys Who Love Each Other Without Any Sacrasm Or Really Any Edginess To Cut the Sap Whatsoever. In all fairness, it should be unbearable, but no. It's still pretty much just precious.

I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT BUT I DO NOT WANT THEM TO STOP.

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

That *is* Mikey's "about to crack up" face. :-D You have to look close. It's around his eyes and the very very corner of his mouth in the way it's juuuuuust quirked up.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. Obviously I need more practice in my Mikeyway interpretation. This will require hours of further study! Oh, DARN.

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

Your life is so hard; I can sympathize. I keep having to review my Mikeyway studies too. Just in case.

[universeunfold.livejournal.com]

There really needs to be more fic about Gerard being bad in bed, just in general. I mean, I think he'd really be all about getting the other person off, he just...might not know how. And I'm convinced he has some hangups about sex, or maybe just his body from when he was still chubby, so he'd be really encouraging about his partner's kinks and encourage them to be more confident, and at the same time be completely lacking in confidence.

And that look is the Mikeyway look of general AWESOMENESS. Because Mikeyway is awesome.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I would read eight million stories on the topic, I won't lie.

[analogized.livejournal.com]

Seriously? Abusive Ray/Gerard? But they're like.... made of sunshine and puppies and cuddles and stuff.

And Mikeyway- how are you so.... hotawesomehilarious? And he likes to match the people likes! Which is deeply awesome, and there is probably just items of clothing floating around the MCR tourbus that no one knows *who* owns any more, because they all steal them at will. Possession is nine tenths of the law, after all.

Also, Hi again. Feel free to tell me to butt out.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think it's just a side effect of the relative rarity, you know? If your sample size is small enough, your outliers will screw you the fuck up, man.

Ahahaha. It's not like any of them probably are all that eager to claim possession of any of the clothes, anyway. The stink!

[analogized.livejournal.com]

There needs to be more Ray/Gerard schmoop. To balance the ratios. And- Australia Says No, Ray&Gerard! Uh. Please excuse the utterly feeble joke there- the government here runs anti-rape/domestic violence ads on the TV, and they're kind of.... lame and pretentious.

Ahahaha the Wayfunk. And the occasional bouts of "I saw it move last night. It liiiiives!"

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

You are clearly not reading the right period romances.

...well, now I want to write this. Godfuckingdamnit.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha. I have plenty of romance novels with dirty dirty Regency sex, dude! It's just I'm pretty sure Heyer stays, you know, family friendly.

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

I have plenty of romance novels with dirty dirty Regency sex, dude!

Uh, which begs the question, why have you not named names? Unless you have and I missed it somewhere along the line, in which case, clearly it's time for another list.

Also: lulz at attempts to make any of those boys abusive. ♥ I could beat one of them up. I could beat them all up at once! I mean, I wouldn't, but that is how not-threatening they are. They are adorable emo kittens! The most scary thing they will do is nuzzle you, and possibly be too hot on your legs if they fall asleep draped over you for cuddles. Although if you have sensitive skin, those kitten tongues can be like freaking sandpaper. THEY WILL TOTES NUZZLE YOU TO DEATH, OKAY.

I'm not sure what I'm talking about anymore; I took some migraine medicine with codeine in awhile back and I think it's starting to kick in. \o/

(...Gerard totally looks like he could potentially nuzzle someone to death, though. BE CAREFUL LYN. D:)

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

...Abusive Ray or abusive Gerard?
;_______;

If it exists, the fic where they are both teenage girls and hate each other and love each other and write in their diaries with scented pencils about how much the other one sucks and rocks, and then swap friendship bracelets, that fic?
And then they go and ride ponies? And hold hands?

That fic is more IC than abusive arsehole! either of them.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

There is a surprising amount of Ray the Rapist, to be honest.

Also, I would TOTALLY READ THAT. Ahahahaha. Gerard writes MR AND MR RAY TORO n his notebook.

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

AW_JRWEPONF{OEIFNOLIH{OIHWNDN)*()+()(BN

*brain break*

Seriously? Ray? RAY?????
I think I have to go cry now. And maybe rock myself in a corner. (Though I must admit to finding the alliteration in Ray the Rapist amusing. But not enough to get over my horror!)

...Is there also Gerard the (unwanted) Groper?

Oh Gerard. He would write Mr and Mr Ray Toro over and over, each time in slightly different handwriting. So he can, you know, figure out which one he wants to put on the wedding invitation envelopes.

And Ray's diary is kept inside this huge old book about horses. And all of his dairy entries are about getting his friend Bob to practise kissing with him so that eventually when Gerard stops being a bitch they can go out and Ray won't be terrible at kissing. Bob is straight, but puts up with it, because he JUST WANTS RAY TO BE HAPPY.

But then he starts developing feelings for Ray! Will it end in tears, or a threesome? Or will the sassy new kid in town, Frankie Iero change Bob's heterosexual claims?

All this and more in the next bad YA novel series, 'Away with the boy in the band'!

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

I READ A FIC WHERE RAY WAS AN ABUSIVE SOCIOPATH WITH A MONSTER COCK WHO RAPED GERARD IN PRISON AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I READ THAT STORY TOO

AND THEN THE ONE BY THE SAME AUTHOR WHERE GERARD HATES FRANK AND MIKEY FOR HAVING SEX SO HE BECOMES A HUGE ASSHOLE AND TEASES RAY UNTIL RAY CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AND DATE RAPES HIM

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

You did see my Mikey is a clothing whore picspam, right? (the clothes-sharing is so incestuous!)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ugh, BOYS.

[onneonlights.livejournal.com]

Thought: Mikeyway is a ho. Is this reflected in his wardrobe? Sexy grinding with Gabe + Midtown hoodie; Summer of Like shenanigans with Pete + Clan merchandise, etc. More research needed!

mikeyway is not just a ho but a groupie? i'm pretty sure that's a groupie-ish thing to do! wear the merch of the guy(s) you want to have sex with!

also, re: guys coming on gerard's face: yes. please. but! i can see it being someone like ray and then ray being like "oh, oh my god, sorry! i'm sorry, dude, i totally didn't mean to," and then beginning to laugh because gerard looks so ridiculous yet slightly hot, staring at ray, a little bit bemused with come on his face. I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS WHAT THOSE BOYS DO TO ME? XD

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

RAY AND GERARD: SO ADORABLE THAT EVEN BUKKAKE IS SCHMOOPY. ♥__♥