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I am making a list of reasons today is, in fact, secretly a good day. It includes things like "I have Coke to drink" and "Gerard Way exists" and "I got to talk to my

fox1013 last night" and "My mommy sent me a package that not only included the Edward Gorey book I left at home but also a really pretty new skirt and corduroy messenger bag she bought for me" and "One of my housemates was incredibly nice and helpful beyond what I could expect" and "I finally figured out how to do the household chore it is my turn to perform after wandering into the room and staring blankly for two days" and "Even when things really suck, I have friends and am not alone."

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So this is one of those posts where someone on your friends list asks for you to give them comment fic, even though they don't have anything to give you in return.

Tomorrow I have three classes, and one of them is a midterm exam and one of them is my really hard class where I really want to impress the professor and one of them I have an important assignment due and basically I am already kind of freaking out about the whole thing and am scared I am going to end up hiding in bed with the covers over my head, and that is the last thing on Earth I want to do, SO.

So I'm thinking bribes are the best way to go here. This actually works on two levels for me: one, nice things make me feel better --> less anxious --> want to earn my reward. Even more, though, it makes me responsible to people I like, want to please, and can't avoid or lie to. Seriously, guys, this is one method where I can make my neuroses work for me. Tomorrow I'll get back from my last class in the evening and sit down to check my friends list I won't think "that person did something nice to me, and I let them down." I will think "That person is awesome! Yay that person!"

Uh, so, all that said, if you wanted to write me comment fic, I would think you were the peachy keen bee's knees. Things I that I happen to be particularly fond of include:

Pete/Mikey, Frank/Bob, Gerard/Ray, Gerard/Bob, Brian/Gerard, Brian/anybody, Pete/Joe, Pete/Mikey/Alicia, Gerard/Lyn-Z, Waycest, Mikeyway/anybody, MCR gen of any kind, underage shenanigans, opposite-sex AUs, gender issues (cross-dressing, trans stuff, gender identity in general, whatever), secret marriages and marriages of convenience, exes who remain best friends, first kisses, awkward handjobs, dudes coming on other dudes' faces, time travel, comic books, cuddling, gangbangs, threesomes, and good-natured mocking.

(Which is to say ... I'm really, really, really easy?)

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ugh, bad days. I hug you. ♥

Rae was taller than Gerard, and better at guitar, and a hell of a lot hotter. Also, more boobular.

"Boobular's not a word," Mikey said, meticulously straightening his hair.

"Her tits, Mikes, have you even seen them?"

Mikey smirked at him. "You were always blocking the view. Except for the one time I slipped on your drool."

"I can't help it." Gerard sighed dramatically. "She's so talented, Mikey. I'd write her a song and she'd just make it better, that's how talented she is."

Mikey shrugged. "Ask her out."

"She's my band." Gerard's life was horrible. Painful. Completely -

"I'd still go out with you," Rae said, sitting down next to him.

Gerard gaped. And gaped. And then gaped some more, this time while Mikey snickered.

"We could hit the comic shop, see a movie." Rae smiled. "And then maybe buy ice cream and make out."

Gerard couldn't talk. Oh God, he couldn't talk, he had laryngitis and he was going to die and never get a chance to -

"He says yes," Mikey said, sounding supremely bored. "And also that you're pretty." He looked over at Gerard. "See, I was nice and didn't tell her you called her boobular."

Rae laughed; Gerard was pretty sure it was on purpose, because things...jiggled. "Thanks," she said, and then leaned forward, kissing Gerard quickly. Her breasts pressed against Gerard's chest; Gerard tried not to think about licking her all over.

"Tomorrow?" he said finally, very nearly squeaking.

Rae smiled. "Tomorrow," she said, squeezing Gerard's hand with the fingers that Gerard fervently hoped would be wrapped around his cock - or in his ass, really - very soon.

Gerard refrained from making victory arms until she left, at least. He was very proud.

Gerard! Such a doofus, my god! Mikey's bored helpfulness and Rae's awesomeness! I loooooooove it.

:D good luck with tomorrow, too.

awwwwww! so cute! <3!

Thank you! ♥

Girl!Ray! *cheers forever*

This is just marvelous! :D

Rae's an amazon? A 'boobular' one? AWESOME. Oh, and Gerard's triumphant \o/ ? Ahahhahaa! *patpats Gerard's dorky little head*

Hi.

here, have some girl!Ray/Gerard dorkiness

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