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I am making a list of reasons today is, in fact, secretly a good day. It includes things like "I have Coke to drink" and "Gerard Way exists" and "I got to talk to my

fox1013 last night" and "My mommy sent me a package that not only included the Edward Gorey book I left at home but also a really pretty new skirt and corduroy messenger bag she bought for me" and "One of my housemates was incredibly nice and helpful beyond what I could expect" and "I finally figured out how to do the household chore it is my turn to perform after wandering into the room and staring blankly for two days" and "Even when things really suck, I have friends and am not alone."

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So this is one of those posts where someone on your friends list asks for you to give them comment fic, even though they don't have anything to give you in return.

Tomorrow I have three classes, and one of them is a midterm exam and one of them is my really hard class where I really want to impress the professor and one of them I have an important assignment due and basically I am already kind of freaking out about the whole thing and am scared I am going to end up hiding in bed with the covers over my head, and that is the last thing on Earth I want to do, SO.

So I'm thinking bribes are the best way to go here. This actually works on two levels for me: one, nice things make me feel better --> less anxious --> want to earn my reward. Even more, though, it makes me responsible to people I like, want to please, and can't avoid or lie to. Seriously, guys, this is one method where I can make my neuroses work for me. Tomorrow I'll get back from my last class in the evening and sit down to check my friends list I won't think "that person did something nice to me, and I let them down." I will think "That person is awesome! Yay that person!"

Uh, so, all that said, if you wanted to write me comment fic, I would think you were the peachy keen bee's knees. Things I that I happen to be particularly fond of include:

Pete/Mikey, Frank/Bob, Gerard/Ray, Gerard/Bob, Brian/Gerard, Brian/anybody, Pete/Joe, Pete/Mikey/Alicia, Gerard/Lyn-Z, Waycest, Mikeyway/anybody, MCR gen of any kind, underage shenanigans, opposite-sex AUs, gender issues (cross-dressing, trans stuff, gender identity in general, whatever), secret marriages and marriages of convenience, exes who remain best friends, first kisses, awkward handjobs, dudes coming on other dudes' faces, time travel, comic books, cuddling, gangbangs, threesomes, and good-natured mocking.

(Which is to say ... I'm really, really, really easy?)

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Bobbie's never really thought of herself as a feminist. She's all for equality, sure, and don't get her started on the assholes who feel the need to talk about girl drummers like they're some kind of mutation, but she's never felt the need to subscribe to Bitch or burn her bra or anything (all other issues aside, bralessness is for people who don't wear a D-cup, okay).

So she's never sure what to say when journalists ask if they consider themselves a "feminist band", whatever that's even supposed to mean. Gee's usually willing to field those questions, though, and if she wants to get up on the angry feminist soapbox now and then, who's Bobbie to say anything against it?

Besides, it can be pretty cool to be up there on the riser, looking out over the crowd while Gee hollers at all the girls in the audience about how they should never let anyone give them shit for being girls, and they scream back in agreement. One of the reason's Bobbie's never been sure of the whole "feminist band" label is that it seems like such a loaded thing, like it creates obligations and expectations that Bobbie's not sure she wants to sign on for. But when Gee's standing out there telling girls to be who they are and tell anyone who has a problem with that to go fuck themselves, Bobbie feels like this is right, like putting that message out there is important, even it it comes with stupid labels.

Plus, sometimes Gee gets the guys in the audience to take their shirts off. That's always fun.

Awwwwww! MCR would be an awesome feminist band, man. Giiiiiiiiirls. <3

Girl!Gee would be an awesome feminist frontwoman, I feel.

Bobbie just wants to rock out! But if anyone suggests that her ability to rock out is hindered by her girly bits, she will kick some ass.

*loves girl!Bob beyond bearing* ♥!!!!!!

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