schmerica: (ahahaha gerard what?)
Pearl-o ([personal profile] schmerica) wrote2008-06-05 12:34 am
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YOU GUYS [livejournal.com profile] blondiusmaximus WAS HAVING A BAD DAY.

IF YOU KNOW BLAYNE YOU KNOW WHY THIS WAS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.

SO I WROTE HER A STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY!

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

IT IS A STORY FILLED WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER FAVORITE THINGS I COULD CRAM INTO 180 WORDS. ILU BLAYNE! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

A STORY FOR BLAYNE
BY PEARL AGED 23 1/2

ONCE THERE WAS A BOY NAMED FRANKIE. HE WAS A VERY PRETTY BOY. SO PRETTY WAS FRANKIE! HE DRESSED IN PINK AND WORE BARRETTES IN HIS HAIR AND LAUGHED AN INNOCENT LAUGH. ONE DAY AFTER SCHOOL HE MET A BOY NAMED GERARD. GERARD WAS ~~~OLDER AND MYSTERIOUS AND DARK AND HANDSOME BUT HE STILL LIKED FRANKIE ANYWAY! THEY BECAME FAST FRIENDS AND WALKED AROUND HOLDING HANDS AND GERARD BOUGHT FRANKIE ALL SORTS OF PRETTY PINK BARRETTES.

THEN ONE DAY GERARD RAPED FRANKIE. HE PUT HIS PENIS IN FRANKIE'S ROSEBUD. IT HURT A LOT. MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. FRANKIE CRIED. HE CRIED A LOT. GERARD SAID "FRANKIE YOU'RE A WHORE" AND SPIT ON HIM AND TOOK ONE OF HIS PRETTY BARRETTES.

AT HOME GERARD'S BROTHER MIKEY WAS WAITING AND GERARD GAVE HIM THE BARRETTE AND THEY ARRANGED IT ON THEIR ALTER THEY HAD MADE OF ALL OF GERARD'S RAPE VICTIMS. THEN THEY HAD GROSS INCESTY SEX WITH WATERSPORTS

MEANWHILE FRANKIE KILLED HIMSELF. A BEAUTIFUL ROSE BUSH GREW ON TOP OF HIS GRAVE AND BLOOMED PURE PINK ROSES EVERY YEAR.

THE END

[identity profile] carnilia.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT.

I've been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to say something in response to this. The only coherant statement I find myself capable of is HI, PEARL, I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU HUGS.

[identity profile] norah.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
AND MAYBE RUN AWAY VERY FAST TOO.

[identity profile] carnilia.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT ONLY TO RUN BACK AGAIN FOR MORE HUGS.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
you would not have to run that fast, to tell you the truth. i am slooooow.

[identity profile] carnilia.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
THEN I AM GIVING YOU HUGS RIGHT NOW, THROUGH THE MAGIC OF THE INTERNET.