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Pearl-o ([personal profile] schmerica) wrote2007-12-09 08:56 am

i'm thinking about aus, i guess

Yesterday on the drive down to Eugene I spent most of the time seriously strongly overidentifying with Billy Joel songs (HI THERE VIENNA), but somewhere in between bouts of this time-consuming activity I decided that Pete Wentz/Chiana from Farscape is my new crossoer OTP.

I mean it, guys. She is so his type it's not even funny! And can you imagine the songs he would write about her?

Plus, shallowly, they would look pretty adorable (and possibly strangely hot) together. Ugh, Chiana wearing one of his stupid hoodies, you guys, I can't even.

I'm planning a rewatch of the entire series of Farscape after I get back to school next term, and now I am going to be thinking about this the whole time.

Also, last night I talked to Zee about how a random Portland AU is still sort of my bandslash happy place, for some reason -- I don't even care what an actual story would be, I just like to think about them wandering around the city -- and I realized that I pretty much imagine Gerard and Mikey living in the apartment Zee used to share with [livejournal.com profile] liviapenn. The conversation we had on this topic was freaking hilarious, and would mean absolutely nothing to any of you (except perhaps [livejournal.com profile] speshope, also a former resident of the place, but less informed about MCR).

Joe and Pete are going to get chinese food and watch a movie on Christmas. Go team dradle (sic).

In conclusion, Mme Victoria's House of Discreet Gentlemen is the best brothel in all of Regency London.

[identity profile] zeplum.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, the pure destruction that Pete and Chi could create.

Can I have tickets?



Also, a ticket to Aeryn kicking Pete's ass, and him hiding in all the tiny nooks of Moya and accidentally finding John who's hiding from D'Argo or Aeryn or whomever.

Double also? Pete and Rygel. I forsee goodtimes.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I would weirdly like to see Nebari!Pete manip now, too.

[identity profile] zeplum.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and Nebari!Pete would totally have to be on the run, too. Fits!

[identity profile] sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, that's brilllllliant. D'Argo would just want to kill him at all times, though. And so would everyone else on Moya except maybe Rygel, who would approve of his scheming. And Pete would love to poke Rygel, and would try to pick him up only to get his nose bitten.

I think Pete and Chiana would have a hard time working it out in the long run, because he's so insanely jealous and she's so...Chiana. But maybe they'd be one of those couples who have angry/makeup sex every day.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Pete and Chiana would have a hard time working it out in the long run, because he's so insanely jealous and she's so...Chiana. But maybe they'd be one of those couples who have angry/makeup sex every day.

Ahahaha, this is true! They are MFEO, but in the way where it's totally self-destructive.
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[identity profile] etben.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
WHICH REMINDS ME, I need to watch farscape. Not like I didn't know that anyways? BUT STILL.

Also, re: random portland AUs, no shame! or have I not told you about my subconscious mind's ridiculous obsession with COOKING FOR EVERYONE IN BANDOM? ummm, yes. I love! and therefore I want to BAKE.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You HAVE. And I still think it's adorable!
ext_3545: Jon Walker, being adorable! (Joe - What? by quettaser)

[identity profile] dsudis.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I was at the store the other day and discovered that they make Hanukkah stuff for dogs, and lost several minutes persuading myself that I did not need to write a story about Sucker Trohman and the squeaky plush dreidl. Because really.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I cannot tell you how strongly I disagree with you.
celli: due South's Fraser passing the "Welcome to Chicago" sign, captioned "the cities are only outposts" (Chicago outpost)

[personal profile] celli 2007-12-09 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I love, love, love to make people come to Chicago in my stories. (or come *in* Chicago...depends on the story. *g*)

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, Chicago is canon for half my fandoms!

[identity profile] speshope.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
No no no. Gerard and Mikey in the apartment that Livia and I shared before the one bedroom.

Two people in a tiny studio, kids. Hilarity ensues!

I can't remember if it was the studio or the one bedroom where the light fixture tried to kill me. Because obviously that'd have to happen to Mikey.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
We're pretty sure Mikey is afraid of the elevator. Like, he can fake it when other people are around, but by himself, he'll take the stairs every time.

[identity profile] speshope.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww! The entire apartment building is out to get Mikey.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
pearl_o: gerard walks over to the art museum and stares at the stupid statues whenever he's having a pensive day.
pearl_o: also, gerard bitches about the giant condo construction, and takes pictures of all the diryt things on the street.
pearl_o: it's awesome.

[identity profile] speshope.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeee. The giant condo construction is so annoying!

[identity profile] annaalamode.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG I WANT TO HEAR THE SONGS THAT PETE WOULD WRITE ABOUT CHIANA AND READ HIS BLOG POSTS ABOUT HER.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
IT WOULD BE SO AMAZING I CAN BARELY PROCESS IT.