you do have to love genre cliches -- at least i think you do. wait.

[schmerica]

[So-and-so] had never even *thought* about another guy that way before. There was just *something* about [Other Guy] that made him want to go at it with him like cock-hungry weasels. Cock-hungry weasels in painfully mushy love.

Oh, gag me already.

It's possible I need to cut down somewhat on my fanfiction reading.

Comments

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

I think it's the image of "cock-hungry weasels" -- sounds very painful and messy. *G*

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[dsudis.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Oww.

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm thinking maybe I should cut off my posting rights after, say, eleven or so, if this is the sort of thing I come up with.

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

The scary part is that that sounds really familiar. Like "where did I read that?" familiar.

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

er -- sounds like a pretty funny parody to me. Isn't it?

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That was actually just me comglomerating after reading the same thing over and over and over. It was being bored with the basic cliches I was whining about, not the actual phrasing.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*makes note to add cock-hungry weasels to Rue Brittania*

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I love you, honey.

[nasrani.livejournal.com]

Cock-hungry weasel? In painfully mushy love?!

I'm sorry. I was laughing too hard. What do you *mean*? I'd read these stuff just to roll of my chair laughing! Unless of course, that's the 163984926498 one you've read. It gets a little tedious then.

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the first is pretty much a direct quote from eighty million stories, but from 'cock-hungry weasels' on, I was paraphrasing. They usually don't phrase it quite as amusingly.

[helvirago]

I really like "cock-hungry weasels". Go you.

Wait, now, let me try!

What with the whiplash emotional volatility so typical of the latently-bisexual-probably-bottom, [So-and-so] was immediately ashamed of the cock-hungry weasel imagery. Did that make him a slut? Could [Other Guy] tell? Had [Other Guy] already changed his mind in the 20 seconds since offering to fuck him through the floor and grown bored with him? [So-and-so] felt an immediate need for chocolate. Maybe cheesecake. And a box of kleenex.

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! Brilliant, man.