you do have to love genre cliches -- at least i think you do. wait.

[schmerica]

[So-and-so] had never even *thought* about another guy that way before. There was just *something* about [Other Guy] that made him want to go at it with him like cock-hungry weasels. Cock-hungry weasels in painfully mushy love.

Oh, gag me already.

It's possible I need to cut down somewhat on my fanfiction reading.

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[nasrani.livejournal.com]

Cock-hungry weasel? In painfully mushy love?!

I'm sorry. I was laughing too hard. What do you *mean*? I'd read these stuff just to roll of my chair laughing! Unless of course, that's the 163984926498 one you've read. It gets a little tedious then.

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the first is pretty much a direct quote from eighty million stories, but from 'cock-hungry weasels' on, I was paraphrasing. They usually don't phrase it quite as amusingly.