you do have to love genre cliches -- at least i think you do. wait.

[schmerica]

[So-and-so] had never even *thought* about another guy that way before. There was just *something* about [Other Guy] that made him want to go at it with him like cock-hungry weasels. Cock-hungry weasels in painfully mushy love.

Oh, gag me already.

It's possible I need to cut down somewhat on my fanfiction reading.

Comments

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

er -- sounds like a pretty funny parody to me. Isn't it?

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That was actually just me comglomerating after reading the same thing over and over and over. It was being bored with the basic cliches I was whining about, not the actual phrasing.