you do have to love genre cliches -- at least i think you do. wait.

[schmerica]

[So-and-so] had never even *thought* about another guy that way before. There was just *something* about [Other Guy] that made him want to go at it with him like cock-hungry weasels. Cock-hungry weasels in painfully mushy love.

Oh, gag me already.

It's possible I need to cut down somewhat on my fanfiction reading.

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[helvirago]

I really like "cock-hungry weasels". Go you.

Wait, now, let me try!

What with the whiplash emotional volatility so typical of the latently-bisexual-probably-bottom, [So-and-so] was immediately ashamed of the cock-hungry weasel imagery. Did that make him a slut? Could [Other Guy] tell? Had [Other Guy] already changed his mind in the 20 seconds since offering to fuck him through the floor and grown bored with him? [So-and-so] felt an immediate need for chocolate. Maybe cheesecake. And a box of kleenex.

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! Brilliant, man.