you do have to love genre cliches -- at least i think you do. wait.

[schmerica]

[So-and-so] had never even *thought* about another guy that way before. There was just *something* about [Other Guy] that made him want to go at it with him like cock-hungry weasels. Cock-hungry weasels in painfully mushy love.

Oh, gag me already.

It's possible I need to cut down somewhat on my fanfiction reading.

Comments

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

I think it's the image of "cock-hungry weasels" -- sounds very painful and messy. *G*

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[dsudis.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Oww.

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm thinking maybe I should cut off my posting rights after, say, eleven or so, if this is the sort of thing I come up with.