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lj haiku entertainment
So I just spent a ridiculous amount of time playing with the LJ Haiku Generator. Most of the stuff is nonsense, of course, but the stuff that sneaks through is gold.
Like this:
but mikey likes it
because it's like the zen
sound of mikey's voice
Ahahaha. Oh Mikeyway!
And this one is an ENTIRE AU FIC PLOT -- COMPLETE WITH H/C, DUBCON AND POSSIBLY THREESOMES AND INCEST -- in 12 words:
gerard was waiting
for their masters to come with
mikey -- ray wasn't
I added the punctuation to make it easier to read, but otherwise I didn't change that at all. SOMEONE WRITE THIS NOW PLEASE. *waits*
Anyway, I eventually had to stop playing with the generator, because I realized I had, in fact, gotten the Greatest Possible Haiku In All of The Universe, and once that happened there was really no point in going on. I mean, honestly. What on earth could possibly top this?
i am thinking
too hard about pete wentz pete
wentz from fall out boy
Like this:
but mikey likes it
because it's like the zen
sound of mikey's voice
Ahahaha. Oh Mikeyway!
And this one is an ENTIRE AU FIC PLOT -- COMPLETE WITH H/C, DUBCON AND POSSIBLY THREESOMES AND INCEST -- in 12 words:
gerard was waiting
for their masters to come with
mikey -- ray wasn't
I added the punctuation to make it easier to read, but otherwise I didn't change that at all. SOMEONE WRITE THIS NOW PLEASE. *waits*
Anyway, I eventually had to stop playing with the generator, because I realized I had, in fact, gotten the Greatest Possible Haiku In All of The Universe, and once that happened there was really no point in going on. I mean, honestly. What on earth could possibly top this?
i am thinking
too hard about pete wentz pete
wentz from fall out boy
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too hard about pete wentz pete
wentz from fall out boy
AHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, Pearl -- you need that shirt.
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HOW
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dick i don't even know
you guys seriously
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with him from after he got
the call from mikey
Repressed waycest, perhaps?
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Where is this haiku generator?
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once you stop having
sex with my girlfriend why do
you want hmmm mikey
i don't know what it means BUT I WANT TO FIND OUT.
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i understand how it can
be his band leader
Hours of entertainment!
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too hard about pete wentz pete
wentz from fall out boy
Wow...that is, like, PERFECT hahahahahahah
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on anybody's face smooches
for everyone
IT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS ME.
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thought about frank how
short and bendy he was how
he'd just be able
and one JUST FOR YOU.
comment fic for pearl
so a friend of mine had a
really nice mouth
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