lj haiku entertainment

[schmerica]

So I just spent a ridiculous amount of time playing with the LJ Haiku Generator. Most of the stuff is nonsense, of course, but the stuff that sneaks through is gold.

Like this:

but mikey likes it
because it's like the zen
sound of mikey's voice

Ahahaha. Oh Mikeyway!

And this one is an ENTIRE AU FIC PLOT -- COMPLETE WITH H/C, DUBCON AND POSSIBLY THREESOMES AND INCEST -- in 12 words:

gerard was waiting
for their masters to come with
mikey -- ray wasn't

I added the punctuation to make it easier to read, but otherwise I didn't change that at all. SOMEONE WRITE THIS NOW PLEASE. *waits*

Anyway, I eventually had to stop playing with the generator, because I realized I had, in fact, gotten the Greatest Possible Haiku In All of The Universe, and once that happened there was really no point in going on. I mean, honestly. What on earth could possibly top this?

i am thinking
too hard about pete wentz pete
wentz from fall out boy

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I keep refreshing anyway, though.

once you stop having
sex with my girlfriend why do
you want hmmm mikey

i don't know what it means BUT I WANT TO FIND OUT.