schmerica | hi ray hiiiiiiiii

I got a new default icon, and I love it, but it's kind of unfortunate just because every single time I see it I sort of start staring at it and go into a daydream for five minutes. It happens a lot!

Here is some stuff that has been going on:

7iris wrote secret incest baby threesome fic just for me! It's here. This universe has been my happy place for a couple of days now -- you can see in the comments there I'm still thinking about it, plus I just had this conversation with

impertinence last night.

Pearl: *like secret incest babies*
Imp: i can see, in the first few months when they still weren't sure it wouldn't be a deformed squid child or whatever, mikey curling up next to her and putting his hand on her stomach
Imp: just feeling, saying hi
Imp: gee thinks it's a little weird, because it totally looks like an extra from a bad horror movie, mikey, seriously
Pearl: awwwww.
Imp: but mikey doesn't really care. there's a kid somewhere in there.
Pearl: *beams*
Pearl: mikey totally reads the websites of what happens everyweek. "it has fingernails now." or "it just got eyes."
Imp: yyyyy
Imp: and part of him is so scared, right up to the doctors handing her to him. because what if something goes wrong?
Pearl: ;______;
Imp: but she's pink and squishy and perfect, of course.
Pearl: it's his baby! his and gee's.
Pearl: and even if that's a secret, it's still true.
Imp: he'd be such a good dadunclething, too
Imp: he's never too cutesy or enthused, but babies like him! and he likes them, and he's good at putting up with the crying and pooping
Imp: "it's just like you for most of our lives, gee."
Pearl: hee.
Pearl: mikey is good at stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night to change diapers when gee kicks him and whines
Imp: awwww
Pearl: also, brian/mikey/huge!gee cuddle pile.
Imp: yyyy
Pearl: brian rubs her feet because her ankles are all swollen
Imp: eeeeee
Pearl: gee is cranky and whines a lot about how she's sore and sge has to pee all the time.
Pearl: mikey rolls his eyes at her a lot.
Imp: brian thinks it's all ridiculously endearing, to the point where if he wasn't too busy worrying about them he'd be sparing a bit of time to smack himself out of falling in love with their weird incest family.
Pearl: yesssssss
Imp: they're talking one day about what the baby might look like, and Gee's all "I hope it gets your hands," and Mikey says "your eyes," and they both look at Brian. He doesn't really think when he says, "I hope it can have me, too."
Pearl: awwww
Imp: which is so stupid and he's mentally facepalming when Gee says, "Not in the same way, or we'll kill you." they all laugh nervously because it's easier than actually discussing anything.
Pearl: &them;
Pearl: it gets awkward sometimes because gee's sex drive goes really crazy during the second trimester -- like, she's just turned on all the time. but she and mikey don't want to, like, be pushing brian somehow or ruining the stability there?
Pearl: so she just gets hot everytime he touches her and then jumps mikey as soon as he leaves again.

In other chat shenanigans, Imp posted our thoughts on a pointless MCR AU where they're all deer. This is mainly notable for the fact that I can't stop thinking about Frank the smallest deer in the world, climbing trees and barking at people. ALL THE PREDATORS WANT HIS TASTY BODY.

OTHER THINGS:

a) I went to get my last Coke out of the fridge and it was a Diet Coke instead. :(((((( Diet Coke is gross, you guys.

b) I can't find that picture of Fraser from MOTB -- you know the one, where he's in his boxers and wifebeater and it's all nrrrrrrrgh THIGH?

c)

fox1013 is still awesome. Always and forever. ♥

d) this is a subliminal message that everybody should write me more fic. Except I'm not even bothering with small font so it's not very subliminal.

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stop making incest babies cute. that kink is not okay. >:(

You are so wrong, but you keep using that icon, and I cannot resist G. Way's stupid scrunchy face. *___*

Oh really? Can my icon also get you to write it fic?

Sure! But it would probably be fic about secret incest babies.

My icon does not approve of that, but is wondering if you would be receptive to the idea of secret Brian babies.

Hmmm, I don't know. Tell me more so I can decide.

If my icon were in an AU, it would be a lady that had an affair with Brian the butcher's boy and got accidentally knocked up so she'd have to go away to the sea for a while with only her brother to accompany her ...

....are you going to yell at me when I go "oh, wow, I would read that so hard"?

I LOSE AT THIS GAME ALWAYS. :(((((

My icon retired itself in protest. This icon, however, has no problem telling you how it feels about the whole matter.

I had no idea Frank shipped girl!Gerard/Brian so hard.

He just doesn't want Gerard to be sad.

INCEST BABIES MAKE GERARD HAPPY. IT IS A PHYSICAL EXPRESSION OF HIS AND MIKEY'S PURE LOVE.

FALSE. Incest babies are WRONG.

Why are you denying Gerard his rightfully deserved Brian babies?

Obviously in the secret incest baby universe where it tunrs into Mikey/Gee/Brian the next baby is Brian's.

I am only on board with this plan if the incest baby and the Brian baby fall in love when they grow up.

...That's just sick.

Why must you deny their love?

I'm not saying I wouldn't read it, I'm just saying your kink is not okay.

I think we finally understand each other.

Except now I want to read about Gee's second pregnancy when the incest baby is like four or five and Gee and Mikey and Brian have been together since then. :(

Uh huh. So, what happens then?

Brian and Mikey take the incest baby to the park so she can play on the swing set and she asks questions about the new baby and it's SO CUTE YOU COULD DIE.