hi ray hiiiiiiiii

[schmerica]

I got a new default icon, and I love it, but it's kind of unfortunate just because every single time I see it I sort of start staring at it and go into a daydream for five minutes. It happens a lot!

Here is some stuff that has been going on:

7iris wrote secret incest baby threesome fic just for me! It's here. This universe has been my happy place for a couple of days now -- you can see in the comments there I'm still thinking about it, plus I just had this conversation with impertinence last night.

Pearl: *like secret incest babies*
Imp: i can see, in the first few months when they still weren't sure it wouldn't be a deformed squid child or whatever, mikey curling up next to her and putting his hand on her stomach
Imp: just feeling, saying hi
Imp: gee thinks it's a little weird, because it totally looks like an extra from a bad horror movie, mikey, seriously
Pearl: awwwww.
Imp: but mikey doesn't really care. there's a kid somewhere in there.
Pearl: *beams*
Pearl: mikey totally reads the websites of what happens everyweek. "it has fingernails now." or "it just got eyes."
Imp: yyyyy
Imp: and part of him is so scared, right up to the doctors handing her to him. because what if something goes wrong?
Pearl: ;______;
Imp: but she's pink and squishy and perfect, of course.
Pearl: it's his baby! his and gee's.
Pearl: and even if that's a secret, it's still true.
Imp: he'd be such a good dadunclething, too
Imp: he's never too cutesy or enthused, but babies like him! and he likes them, and he's good at putting up with the crying and pooping
Imp: "it's just like you for most of our lives, gee."
Pearl: hee.
Pearl: mikey is good at stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night to change diapers when gee kicks him and whines
Imp: awwww
Pearl: also, brian/mikey/huge!gee cuddle pile.
Imp: yyyy
Pearl: brian rubs her feet because her ankles are all swollen
Imp: eeeeee
Pearl: gee is cranky and whines a lot about how she's sore and sge has to pee all the time.
Pearl: mikey rolls his eyes at her a lot.
Imp: brian thinks it's all ridiculously endearing, to the point where if he wasn't too busy worrying about them he'd be sparing a bit of time to smack himself out of falling in love with their weird incest family.
Pearl: yesssssss
Imp: they're talking one day about what the baby might look like, and Gee's all "I hope it gets your hands," and Mikey says "your eyes," and they both look at Brian. He doesn't really think when he says, "I hope it can have me, too."
Pearl: awwww
Imp: which is so stupid and he's mentally facepalming when Gee says, "Not in the same way, or we'll kill you." they all laugh nervously because it's easier than actually discussing anything.
Pearl: &them;
Pearl: it gets awkward sometimes because gee's sex drive goes really crazy during the second trimester -- like, she's just turned on all the time. but she and mikey don't want to, like, be pushing brian somehow or ruining the stability there?
Pearl: so she just gets hot everytime he touches her and then jumps mikey as soon as he leaves again.

In other chat shenanigans, Imp posted our thoughts on a pointless MCR AU where they're all deer. This is mainly notable for the fact that I can't stop thinking about Frank the smallest deer in the world, climbing trees and barking at people. ALL THE PREDATORS WANT HIS TASTY BODY.

OTHER THINGS:

a) I went to get my last Coke out of the fridge and it was a Diet Coke instead. :(((((( Diet Coke is gross, you guys.

b) I can't find that picture of Fraser from MOTB -- you know the one, where he's in his boxers and wifebeater and it's all nrrrrrrrgh THIGH?

c) fox1013 is still awesome. Always and forever. ♥

d) this is a subliminal message that everybody should write me more fic. Except I'm not even bothering with small font so it's not very subliminal.

Comments

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

stop making incest babies cute. that kink is not okay. >:(

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You are so wrong, but you keep using that icon, and I cannot resist G. Way's stupid scrunchy face. *___*

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Can my icon also get you to write it fic?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Sure! But it would probably be fic about secret incest babies.

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

My icon does not approve of that, but is wondering if you would be receptive to the idea of secret Brian babies.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

The Gee/Brain/Mikey is adorable!!!

♥♥♥

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It makes me oddly happy!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

I know, me toooooooo.

*twirls you*

♥

Brian ends up with most of his stuff in their place and he doesn't quite know how that happened. And then the baby is born! And then there is Mikey/Brian/Gee&baby cuddling

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Not my fandom, but I always encourage the SEKRIT INCEST BABY FIC!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I know I can always count on you, Vic! ♥

[olivia-circe.livejournal.com]

d) Okay, look, I am writing as fast as I can, but Ray and Gerard have to talk for like twenty million years before they can get to the sexing. It's not my fault!

In related news, HI YOUR ICON. :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

eeeeeeee! I love them talking for twenty million years just as much I love the sex, tbh. &THEM;

Icon! *stares at it some more*

[olivia-circe.livejournal.com]

I know, right? UGH I LOVE THEM. But this story was supposed to be like 2000 words, you know? And they just WILL NOT SHUT UP 4000 words later. I guess it will be awesome? :D

(Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I ENJOY THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME SO THIS SHOULD WORK PERFECTLY. :D

[olivia-circe.livejournal.com]

THAT IS MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU. \o/

[happy-coconut.livejournal.com]

LOVE YOU

EWWW. DIET COKE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It's really gross.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥

Seriously, I cannot get enough of Gee/Mikey/Brian&baby. I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

me tooooooooooooo

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

BABY BABY BABY

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY

[7iris.livejournal.com]

Waycest babies: inexplicably adorable.

And then I got distracted by the part where she just gets hot everytime he touches her and then jumps mikey as soon as he leaves again.

Because Brian can tell, you know? Not that she wants him, just that she's waiting for him to leave, and he's always, "...So, I'll just be going then," but on the inside he's all :(

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SO MUCH Y. Poor Brian! The angst.

Man, Gee totally has such a new sympathy for the way Mikeyway was constantly hard through half his teenage years. At least she doesn't have to deal with an erection. The wind keeps blowing the wrong way, you know? It sucks.

Does you think Mikey brings it up in one of the talks with Brian like it's no big deal?

[7iris.livejournal.com]

I think he kind of does it by accident.

Like, it's really early one morning--and by early, Mikey means 9:30am--and he and Brian are waiting for Gee to get ready so they can go look at apartments together.

(Mrs. Way had suggested that now that Gee was starting a family of her own, she should have her own space. And by her own space, Mrs. Way means that she raised two kids and if she never gets woken up by a screaming baby at three in the morning again it will be too soon.)

Brian asks Mikey how everything's going, and Mikey is sleep-deprived and caffeine-deprived and also post-coital, and he's not really thinking when he tells Brian about how Gee wants to have sex all the time now. "Even in the morning, before coffee."

"Oh," Brian says faintly, and then Gee comes out of the bedroom, smiling, cheeks just a little flushed, practically bouncing because she's really excited about the whole apartment thing, like some kind of crazy nesting hormones have kicked in.

Mikey and Brian both look up at her, and--God, she just fucked Mikey through the mattress, but she's ready to go again, she's getting wet just thinking about it, about them, at the same time a little voice in the back of her head whispers.

She bites her lip, and Brian stands up in a hurry and starts herding everyone to the car.

She makes Mikey sit in the front seat, so she can sit in the back and cross her legs, tight, tight, and think about...nothing in particular.

[And then, IDK, Mikey gets sick or just tired, his tongue and his dick and his fingers are just worn out, okay, and he tells Brian he needs to man up and fuck Gee, so they can all get some sleep. He'll be happy to watch and offer pointers, though.]

[Also, ahaha, yes, poor Brian, he's ending up in the same position as in the Brian-teaches-Ray-and-Gerard-to-be-kinky universe. There should be a story where Brian and Ray start hooking up while Gerard is detoxing, and then Gerard can be the angsty, pining one.]

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

bweeeeeeeeeeeee. I cannot express in words how much I love this.

How do you think Brian feels about fucking Gee? I mean, he's obviously attracted to her, but is it weird, knowing she's pregnant? Especially since it's not his baby? Or does it just make it hot in a different way?