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[schmerica]

I got a new default icon, and I love it, but it's kind of unfortunate just because every single time I see it I sort of start staring at it and go into a daydream for five minutes. It happens a lot!

Here is some stuff that has been going on:

7iris wrote secret incest baby threesome fic just for me! It's here. This universe has been my happy place for a couple of days now -- you can see in the comments there I'm still thinking about it, plus I just had this conversation with impertinence last night.

Pearl: *like secret incest babies*
Imp: i can see, in the first few months when they still weren't sure it wouldn't be a deformed squid child or whatever, mikey curling up next to her and putting his hand on her stomach
Imp: just feeling, saying hi
Imp: gee thinks it's a little weird, because it totally looks like an extra from a bad horror movie, mikey, seriously
Pearl: awwwww.
Imp: but mikey doesn't really care. there's a kid somewhere in there.
Pearl: *beams*
Pearl: mikey totally reads the websites of what happens everyweek. "it has fingernails now." or "it just got eyes."
Imp: yyyyy
Imp: and part of him is so scared, right up to the doctors handing her to him. because what if something goes wrong?
Pearl: ;______;
Imp: but she's pink and squishy and perfect, of course.
Pearl: it's his baby! his and gee's.
Pearl: and even if that's a secret, it's still true.
Imp: he'd be such a good dadunclething, too
Imp: he's never too cutesy or enthused, but babies like him! and he likes them, and he's good at putting up with the crying and pooping
Imp: "it's just like you for most of our lives, gee."
Pearl: hee.
Pearl: mikey is good at stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night to change diapers when gee kicks him and whines
Imp: awwww
Pearl: also, brian/mikey/huge!gee cuddle pile.
Imp: yyyy
Pearl: brian rubs her feet because her ankles are all swollen
Imp: eeeeee
Pearl: gee is cranky and whines a lot about how she's sore and sge has to pee all the time.
Pearl: mikey rolls his eyes at her a lot.
Imp: brian thinks it's all ridiculously endearing, to the point where if he wasn't too busy worrying about them he'd be sparing a bit of time to smack himself out of falling in love with their weird incest family.
Pearl: yesssssss
Imp: they're talking one day about what the baby might look like, and Gee's all "I hope it gets your hands," and Mikey says "your eyes," and they both look at Brian. He doesn't really think when he says, "I hope it can have me, too."
Pearl: awwww
Imp: which is so stupid and he's mentally facepalming when Gee says, "Not in the same way, or we'll kill you." they all laugh nervously because it's easier than actually discussing anything.
Pearl: &them;
Pearl: it gets awkward sometimes because gee's sex drive goes really crazy during the second trimester -- like, she's just turned on all the time. but she and mikey don't want to, like, be pushing brian somehow or ruining the stability there?
Pearl: so she just gets hot everytime he touches her and then jumps mikey as soon as he leaves again.

In other chat shenanigans, Imp posted our thoughts on a pointless MCR AU where they're all deer. This is mainly notable for the fact that I can't stop thinking about Frank the smallest deer in the world, climbing trees and barking at people. ALL THE PREDATORS WANT HIS TASTY BODY.

OTHER THINGS:

a) I went to get my last Coke out of the fridge and it was a Diet Coke instead. :(((((( Diet Coke is gross, you guys.

b) I can't find that picture of Fraser from MOTB -- you know the one, where he's in his boxers and wifebeater and it's all nrrrrrrrgh THIGH?

c) fox1013 is still awesome. Always and forever. ♥

d) this is a subliminal message that everybody should write me more fic. Except I'm not even bothering with small font so it's not very subliminal.

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IDK, she is probably partly really jealous because everybody is making such a big deal about the baby, you know? But on the other hand Uncle Mikey tells her about how she's going to be a big girl and being a big sister is a big responsibility, just like how Gee took care of Mikey when they were little! So then she's kind of excited. Plus babies are cute (she got to hold Frank and Jamia's baby last time!) and everybody's all excited and stuff so she's pretty on board with it.

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

one day Gee calls her over and takes her hand and puts it on her stomach, and incest baby can feel the other baby kicking. and Gee smiles down at her and says, "That's your little brother or sister saying hi."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS. :D

(http://tinypic.com)

THAT IS MOMMY GEE, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

mommy Gee needs to take a bath and brush her hair.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see how good you looked if you had an incest babby running around to take care of (and you were also a Way)

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

I would never have an incest baby.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's fair.