they take it so serious, seriously

[schmerica]

I just changed my profile for the first time in a long while. I have interests now and everything, you guys!

Sadly, all of the following ones are unshared:

+ airbrushed unicorn t-shirts
+ brilliant hetcest
+ canadian actor rpf
+ endearing spazzes
+ hating other people's pairings
+ his little face! [but other people have this without the punctuation]
+ stories i'll never write.

Out of the 105 interests I have listed, 8 of them are pairings--

Chuck/the Piemaker
Duck/Dan
Fraser/Kowalski
Gerard/Lyn-Z
John/Aeryn
Pete/Mikey
Robin/Barney
Simon/River

(Excluding CKR/everyone in Canada, for obvious reasons.) So, okay, 3 canon het, one canon gay, one not-yet-canon-but-hopefully-soon-come-on-HIMYM! het, one incest het, and then two normal slash pairings.

I AM DIVERSE, you guys.

Anyway, that just entertained me for a good amount of time, but ... man, have you all started your weekends early or something? Why so boring? I just ... shouldn't somebody be talking about dirty porn/stupid little faces/something else to amuse me? I don't get it.

Comments

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

I am not being boring. I am being terribly exciting. You just can't SEE this, because my terribly exciting things are inside my computer, being difficult. I'm thinking of marketing a Ken doll, one of the talking sorts; you pull his string and he says, "P0rn is haaard."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. I am sorry for the misunderstanding! Totally my mistake.

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, I forgive you. Here, have a Ken doll prototype as a symbol of my forgiveness. :-p